...because there's no place like love.

Hello, and welcome to my blog. I'm so glad you decided to stop by. My name's Angela R Sargenti, AKA The Queen of Short Attention Span Erotica. Got a minute? Then you have time for a quickie.

#ShortAttentionSpanErotica

Friday, December 27, 2013

She's No Angel (excerpt 6)

Hi, everyone!
 
Last week, I didn't quite make the deadline,
but I'm back this week
with another excerpt from my #NaNoWriMo novel,
"She's No Angel."
In this snippet, David's in the kitchen talking to Lisa's cook,
who's known her for years.
 

“Doc, go get yo’ girl,” he said, his voice almost pleading.  “She fixin’ a do something crazy.”
“I know, but--”
And just then, she came rushing out of the morning room and through the kitchen, to the back door before I could even finish my sentence. 
By the time I got outside myself, there was no sign of her. 
She was gone.
I went back to the kitchen where Henri was waiting.
"Oh, she getting bold now,” he said.  “Where she at?”
 "Damien’s, I imagine.”
 
Well, I hope you enjoyed this week's snippet. 
Of course, the book's not out yet. 
It's still being edited before I send it off, but I'm making good progress. 
In the meantime, I have a bunch of other books you can get.  You can look at them on this blog, or on my Amazon Author Page, which can be found here.
As always, please be sure and visit the other authors' blogs.
They're always entertaining and can be found here.


Monday, December 16, 2013

Guest Blogging

Hi, Everyone!

Today I'm doing a guest spot on the lovely Annabeth Leong's blog:  http://dld.bz/dena6.  My character from the Winter Warmers anthology explains what she was doing the day before the Chrismas Devil showed up. 



By the way, he did a guest appearance on American Dad last night, by coincidence. 

If you'd like to pick up your own copy of Winter Warmers, you can get it here.
 
It's also available in paperback here.


I'll see you over at Annabeth's!

XOXO,
Angie

Friday, December 13, 2013

The Art of Forgiveness - (Excerpt)


Hi, everyone!
Once again, welcome to #SatSpanks.
This week's offering is an excerpt from my story,
"The Art of Forgiveness"
which can be found in the book,
"So Spankable!"
 
In the excerpt, Miranda, the ballet-dancing heroine, is mid-spanking with her boyfriend, Vince,
who's complaining about a particular sub-genre of porn he ran across.


I said, “You won’t give a damn about ballerina porn when I get through with you.  You’ll be glad when you see it.  You’ll want to see it then.  You’ll even want to do it.”

Well, Diary, that must’ve hit home because he started smacking me harder, every slap-noise reverberating off the walls in that cavernous room.  But I’m the kind who needs to be lectured to.  I have to have my crimes catalogued for me, or else I have to be questioned closely until I confess all. 

I have to be told what I’m being punished for and how richly I deserve it, but Vince held silent throughout.
 
 
    If you'd like to read the rest of the story, you can get a copy here.  
 
As always, please visit all the other awesome blogs on this hop. 
If you don't, you'll miss some great spankings!  You can find them here.
 

Tuesday, December 10, 2013


Hi, everyone!
I just wanted to let you know about my newly released erotic fairy tale, "Lord Sir Beast."
 
Here's the description:

When a maiden meets a monster, will she find fear or lust?
Can she tame him with her tender touch?      
         
If you'd like to grab a copy of your own, you can get it here.

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Hi, everyone!
Just wanted to let you know about a new anthology I'm in, called
XOXO: Sweet and Sexy Romance.
It's edited by the lovely Kristina Wright,
and you can buy a copy here.
Be sure to look for my story,
"By the Sea,"
about a man getting sexy with his woman
under the beach towel.

Friday, December 6, 2013

She's No Angel - Final Excerpt

Good morning, everyone!
It's Saturday again,
and you know what that means.
I've read all your comments from last week and have decided to give you what you wanted,
which is another excerpt from "She's No Angel."
This one picks up exactly
where the last one left off.
If you want to read that one first
and refresh your memories, you can find it here.
 


I slid her off my lap and lay her down on the couch.

“I’m very proud of you,” I told her.  “You took your punishment without complaining, so I’m going to give you a special treat.”

 I pulled one of her legs up and over my shoulder and rested it there, and then I ducked my head and slid my tongue into her slick, feminine folds.  She was aroused, like she always was after a spanking, and my tongue unfailingly searched out and found her clit.  We’d been together for months, and I knew exactly how she liked it, how I had to go slow at first, then a little faster, and finally, I had to build up to the big climax.
           
Well, I wasn’t doing it that way this time.  I was going to give her a quick orgasm, and then I was going to tease her and bring her all the way up to the edge without letting her go over.

I hope you enjoyed this week's snippet. 
I'm editing the novel now, but you'll have to be patient.  After nano, I'm taking it easy.
In the meantime, go check out Brattitudes,
my latest release - which also
happens to be on sale at Amazon right now:

You can buy it here.
 
As always, please take some time and check out all the other authors' snippets. 
They're always kick-ass!
You can find them here.



 
 



Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Winter Warmers group on Yahoo

Hi, everyone!
 
I'd like to announce
 a new Yahoo group we've formed for the
Winter Warmers anthology. 
You can find it here.
 
 
 
When you visit the group, you'll find more information
about the book and its authors,
including book blurbs, author bios and more.
Check it out today!
 

Friday, November 29, 2013

She's No Angel (Excerpt 4)

 
Hi, everyone!
Can you believe this is the last #SatSpanks of November?
Where does the time go?
And since this is the last of November, it's also the end of #NaNoWriMo and therefore
the last excerpt from my nano novel, "She's No Angel."
Enjoy!
 
 
I didn’t like hurting her like this, not at all, but she gave me the goddamned thing to beat her with, so what else could I do?  She expected it of me, and anyway, she deserved it and she knew it.
I could see her face reflected in the mirror.  There were tears running down her pretty cheeks, and I felt sorry for her.
“Come over here,” I told her, flopping down on the couch.  “I’m going to give you a hand spanking.”
She looked around, hopeful.  I knew it would hurt after the tawsing, but I also knew she could get to her subspace that way, so it didn’t bother me.  I took her over my lap and spanked her ass soundly, and when it was done, she looked kind of loopy and melted into my arms.
I hope you enjoyed this week's snippet. 
I'm editing the novel now, but you'll have to be patient.  After nano, I'm taking it easy!
In the meantime, you go check out Brattitudes, my latest release - which also
happens to be on sale at Amazon right now:
 
 
You can buy it here.
 
As always, take some time and check out all the other authors' snippets. 
They're always a lot of fun!
You can find them here.

Friday, November 22, 2013

She's No Angel (excerpt 3)

Hi, everyone! 
It's Saturday again already, and this week,
I have another little snippet from my #nanowrimo novel,
"She's No Angel." 
In this scene, the party David and Lisa were attending is over
and Lisa asks for a good-girl spanking.


“You were such a good girl tonight, Lisa.  I’m glad you didn’t dance with Damien.”

“I danced with Aiden.”

“Yeah.”

I popped her a little harder when she said that, but she took it with good grace.

“I want the belt,” she told me.  “Just a little.  I want to stay on track for you.”

I climbed off the bed and retrieved the belt.  The sound of it coming loose from the belt loops was enough to make both of us shudder, and I grabbed the buckle and wrapped the belt around my hand a couple of times.  I left it long like a strap and told her to get ready for a good, hard whipping.
 
Well, I hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it! 
To tide you over until it's finished and published, 
pick up a copy of my latest release,
"The House of Erotica Winter Warmers Collection"
available here.

And please be sure to visit all the other authors' blogs,
available here
If you don't, you're really missing out!

Friday, November 15, 2013

She's No Angel (Excerpt 2)


Hi, everyone!
This week I'm bringing you another snippet
from my #nanowrimo story,
"She's No Angel."
In this snippet,
Lisa has asked David to
spank her before a big party to help her keep from acting out.
 
 

 
 
“You’re going to behave yourself tonight, do you understand me?”

 “Yes, David.”

“I’ll be keeping an eye on you, and if I even think you’re being inappropriate, you’re going to find yourself right back over my knee.”

I let her go then, and she stood up, rubbing her bottom.

“Let’s see,” I told her, turning her around.  Her butt was pink and freshly spanked, and I leaned over and kissed each cheek gently.

“Just be a good girl now, and finish getting dressed.”

She was finally able to put her panties and a bra on, and I helped her step into her dress and zip it up the back.
 
Well, I hope you liked my snippet. 
I'm hoping to finish out the month with a complete manuscript
and get it fixed up and edited by the first of the year.  I'll keep you guys informed of my progress.
 
In the meantime, please be sure to visit all the other authors' blogs, which can be found here.

 
 
This week also brought some exciting news:
The House of Erotica Winter Warmers Collection is now out!
Be sure to check out my story,
 
"The Christmas Devil."
You can find the book for sale here.
Enjoy!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Friday, November 8, 2013

She's No Angel (excerpt)


 
Hi, everyone! 
Today I have for you an excerpt from my #Nanowrimo novel,
She's No Angel.
It's about a naughty young lady who needs a strong man's guidance.
Enjoy!
 
 
 
I barely started spanking her when the first orgasm hit.

 “Oh, touch me first, David.”

I obliged her and started stroking the cleft between her legs and she came again, and then the real spanking began.  I picked up the discarded switch and spanked her to tears with it, lecturing her the whole time to keep her in the game.  She didn’t look like she was digging it, but she wasn’t shrieking in pain, either, even though she already had several nasty welts striping her bottom.  In fact, it looked to me like she went somewhere inside herself and was barely even conscious of her punishment any more. 

 I stopped whipping her then, feeling it was useless, the lesson lost.  She seemed all drugged out and in the zone.

 “Oh, fuck me, David,” she moaned.  “Fuck me now.”
 
 
 
Well, I hope you enjoyed it, and I hope I'll be able to finish in time. 
I'll get back to it now, but first I wanted to ask you a favor:
please go enjoy all the other authors' #SatSpanks offerings. 
They're always entertaining, and they're a great bunch of folks! 
You can find them here
 
Also, if you're bored or anything, go check out my author page at Amazon.
There you'll find lots of my books!

Monday, November 4, 2013

Erotic Fairy Tale

Hi, everyone! 
I just wanted to keep you in the loop
and let you know that I got an erotic fairy tale accepted by Sweetmeats Press! 
It's called, "Lord Sir Beast" and I hope it's one they will illustrate. 
I don't know when it's coming out of anything, but I'll keep you informed. 
Until next time,
XOXO,
Angie

Friday, November 1, 2013

Little Boys (Excerpt)

 
Hi, everyone!
This week I have an excerpt from my story, "Little Boys," which appears in the book,
Spankalicious: Erotic Adventures in Spanking by DL King.
 
 

He confessed he’d called into work when he wasn’t really sick that week.
“Why didn’t you go?” I asked him.  “What was so important you put your job in jeopardy?”
“I didn’t want to miss the first game of the World Series.”
“Okay,” I told him.  “I hope it was a good game, because here’s where you pay the piper with your truant little ass.”
So I picked the meanest wooden paddle I own to start over his jeans, and I didn’t give him any warm-up at all.
Of course, by the time we got down to his briefs, he was feeling it.  He squirmed around on my lap until I pinned his hand in the small of his back.
“Now settle down and quit being such a little bitch,” I told him.
 
Well, I hope you liked the snippet. 
If you want to read
 the entire story,
you can purchase the book here, and while you're at it, why not treat yourself to a copy of my most recent ebook, Brattitudes, which can be found here.
As always, please be a love and make sure you visit all the other authors' blogs, which can be found here.
 
 
 

Friday, October 25, 2013

Adam's Apple - Complete Story



Hi, everyone!
In honor of the 2K word limit this week,
I'm giving you my story,
"Adam's Apple"
which appears in my book, "So Spankable!"
I'm not sure if I ever gave you a taste of  it before, but here's the whole thing.
Bon Appetit!


Where RU? said the text. 

 Home.

 Wanna play?

 OK.  Meet me by the fence.

 When I get behind the shed, Adam’s holding the two fence boards open like a pair of drapes and I smile and step through the fence separating the back of our property from theirs.  We knocked the bottom nails out years ago so we wouldn’t have to go all the way around the block when we want to hang out, and even though we’re both adults now, it still comes in handy. 

 He gives me a big hug and a quick swat on the fanny and we smile at each other.  We start toward the house, but we have to pass under the old apple tree first, which gives me a good idea.

 He glances at me as he holds the back door open for me.

 “What’re you grinning about?”

 “Nothing,” I say, passing on into the kitchen.  “I just thought of something fun we can do.”

 He pulls me into his arms for a delicious kiss, and when he pulls away, he points me toward the living room and propels me forward with another smack on the ass.

 “Get naked first.”

 I stop and glance around.

 “What about…?”

 “Don’t worry,” he tells me.  “It’s the maid’s day off.”

 Since I’m hardly wearing anything in the first place, I’m naked in a matter of seconds, while Adam comes and settles himself on the couch.

 “And now for my fiendish plot,” I say, grabbing one of the apples out of the bowl on the coffee table, a nice, shiny green one.

 I take a big crunching bite out of it and I climb up onto the couch to kneel beside him, hanging onto his shoulder for support.  I smoosh the apple up against my cunt and start grinding on it, grinding my clit on it, feeling the juice run down my inner thighs.  When Adam sees what I’m doing, he automatically snakes an arm around my waist to brace me, his free hand fondling one of my tits as he watches with a wicked little grin on his face.

 The apple feels good against my pussy, nice and cool, and I shut my eyes and let myself be transported.  It doesn’t take long to get me off, and after I do, I offer the piece of fruit to him and let him have a bite out of it.

"Tastes just like you,” he tells me.  “Sweet and juicy.  Have another bite.”

I bite into it, but he stops me before I can bite all the way through.

“Bite down, but keep it in your mouth,” he says, nudging me off the couch.  I do what he asks, but for a moment, I don’t know what he’s up to.  After a second I realize he’s tugging at my arm, wanting me to come over his lap.

It always feels weird to me when I’m buck naked like this and he’s fully dressed, but it also turns me on, the denim scraping deliciously against my nipples.  I hold the apple in my teeth as I slide down across his knees and wait.

He starts out with a caress, like he always does.  That alone almost makes up for having a sore butt the rest of the day, and he starts right in, giving me five hard swats in a row.  I’m glad of the apple in my mouth, knowing I’d cry out without it.

“Spread your legs a little,” he says.

I do and he rewards me with a quick little plunge of his finger.

“Mrrphmn,” I say around the apple.

“I know,” he responds.  “But that backtalk will cost you.”

He lights into me again, busting my ass with about eight more scorchers.  The juice from the apple runs down my chin and my jaw’s getting tired, but I’m also digging it. 

A lot.

He starts fingering me again, gently pinching my clit between his first two fingers and using his thumb to pump in and out of me, but he hardly gives me a chance to enjoy it before he lays on some more hot smacks that make my ass feel like it’s roasting.

“Mrrphmn,” I repeat, tears starting to my eyes. 

“Don’t you dare bite through that apple,” he tells me.

I ease up with my teeth, because even though this is all in fun, I know it’s more than an empty threat.  He starts finger-fucking me again and I’m real close to the edge now.  I can picture his expression, all intent and serious, and I throw a glance over my shoulder at him.

He smiles down at me.

“Love you, baby.”

“Lvvfutuu.”

I whimper and come, my pussy clamping down around his fingers.  He pulls out immediately and swats me a few times, even while I’m still in the throes of my orgasm.

“Look,” he laughs.  “The dog’s checking us out.”

I glance toward the low bookshelf that divides the living room from the dining room and Ruff is sitting there, his head cocked like he’s trying to figure out what the hell we’re doing.  When I try to wave him off, he wags his tail and cocks his head the other way.

“Hehiekwuwee,” I say.

Adam removes the apple for a moment and I take the opportunity to stretch my jaw.

“What?”

“He thinks we’re weird.”

He makes me bite down on the apple again.

"We are weird,” he tells me.  “Especially you.”

“Uhuh.  Ewoaw.”

“Weirdo.”

"Fweek.”

He chuckles and starts feeling me up again.

“What’ve you been doing with your week?” he asks.  “Have you been a good girl?”

I nod.

“For real?”

I have to think for a moment, but then I just nod again.

“When will you do something naughty so I can try out my new toy?”

Since I have no plans to misbehave any time soon, all I can do is shrug.

Finally, Ruff comes to investigate.  He gets in my face with his gross dog breath and I try to push him away, but that’s hard to do when you’re lying over your lover’s lap with an apple crammed in your mouth and your ass on fire.  Ruff sneaks in under my guard.  He starts licking the apple juice off my chin and I squawk and almost bite through, so Adam yells at him. 

“Ruff, go sit down.” 

The poor old fellow turns and walks away, looking back reproachfully.  He settles himself down on the hearth rug with a sigh and lets us get back to business.

When Adam turns his attention back to me, I can tell he’s a little tense, so I pull the apple out of my mouth.

“How was your week?”

“Bad.  I lost a patient.”

Despite being a very harsh disciplinarian sometimes, he’s actually very tender-hearted, and losing someone always weighs heavily with him, so I lie.

“Maybe I have done one or two things naughty.”

He perks up when I say that and says, “Yeah?  Like what?”

“Like…look.  I just dripped apple juice all over your couch.”

“And?”

“And I still haven’t told my new boyfriend about all this.”

He stops a moment and pulls me up to face him.

“Are you for real?” he asks me.  “’Cause that’s worth a spanking right there.”

I hang my head and nod and he pulls me over his lap again.

“I love him, Adam.  I don’t want him to leave me.”

“Here,” he says.  “Stick this apple right back into your mouth.  You’ll be needing it.”        

And I do. 

He soon has me dancing on his lap with his hard, hot hand, fast, fast, fast to make it sting.

“Are you out of your mind?” he asks me for my lecture.  “You’re getting into dangerous territory now.  It’s not just, ‘Oh, I forgot to tell you,’ any more.  Now you’re pretty much lying and cheating.  All the time”

I don’t know what to say.  I whine and point toward my face and Adam lets me remove the apple and put it on the floor.  It’s all used up by now anyway, all slobbery and rusty looking, and Adam rubs my bottom gently to dissipate the heat, but the fact is, my butt’s like shoe leather and it hardly hurts at all.

“What kind of new toy did you get?” I ask.  “You can go get it if you want.”

Adam helps me up and smacks my butt for good measure.

You go get it,” he tells me.  “It’s in the top drawer of my nightstand.  I think I want you to top me now.”

I squeal a little, all giddy with excitement because he hardly ever wants me to punish him.  I run up the stairs and find his new toy, a nice short leather strap embossed with hearts.

When I come back, he’s already bent pants-down over the back of the couch.

"I tried it out on my leg the day I got it,” he tells me.  “It leaves cute little heart-shaped welts.”

I rub his bottom before I get started and say, “Let’s see if it leaves cute little heart-shaped bruises, too.  Adam Sanger, you’ve been a very naughty boy.”
 
Well, I hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it. 
If you'd like to read the whole book,
It's available here.
 
As always, please be sure to check out the other authors' blog posts.
You can find them here.  There's always a fun assortment of posts, so don't miss out!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Nanowrimo Dead Ahead

Hi, everyone!

I've decided to do Nanowrimo this year.  I haven't done it since 2009, but I'm really looking forward to it.  If you don't know what it is, it's where you try to write an entire novel within the month of November. 

The goal is to hit 50,000 words, and you have to write about 1666 words each day to make it.  I didn't make it last time, but I did end up with a pretty good rough draft.  It's totally worth trying.  If you want to try it, go to Nanowrimo and sign up.  It's a lot of work, but also a lot of fun.

Happy writing!

XOXO,
Angie

Friday, October 18, 2013

A Hairbrushing Part 5

Hi, everyone!
I'm glad to see you back for another installment of "A Hairbrushing
In this snippet, Jack has Jasmine over his lap,
wanting to know what she did with the new guy, Brian.
 
 
“Okay.  He ate my pussy and made me come with the vibrator?”
He’s still for a second. 

His breathing changes and his dick’s hard as a rock against me and I go, “Oh, my God, Jack, his dick’s so big I didn’t know if I could take it all in, but he made me so wet it was easy.”
He pulls up my skirt and starts spanking me half-heartedly.

“His name’s Brian,” I tell him.  “He sucked my tits and fucked me like a fiend while I shrieked at the top of my lungs the whole time.”
Jack stops and pets my hair, ’cause his favorite thing of all besides doing it is watching it.

And all I can say is, “All I could think of was, what if the three of us were together some time?   You, me, and Brian?”
 
Well, I hope you liked the snippet, and hope it answers some of your questions.  Since you guys all seemed to like it so much, I might turn it into a book.
In the meantime, here's a book you can read right now:
Brattitudes, by Angela R Sargenti.
Here's the buy link.

Now go visit all the other authors' blogs, will you?
They can be found here.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Gain the Courage to Submit





Hi, everyone,

Welcome to Spanking Romance Reviews' Round Table Discussion.  Our topic today is "Bringing Spanking into the Relationship."

I'd like to start out by telling you how I brought spanking into my own relationship, and then I'll show you how you can, too.

First of all, I'm not a masochist or anything, but I wanted to try spanking. 

Badly.

I wasn't even sure I'd like it, but I knew I had to try it, that something seemed to be missing without it. 

Somehow, though, the secret brain waves I was beaming to my husband just weren't getting through, so what I finally had to do is put myself on the line and ask for what I wanted.

Now you might think, ‘Big deal,’ but it is a big deal, because I’m basically pretty shy and we never talked about sex when I was growing up, so it’s not something I'm all that comfortable discussing.  I suffered through years of frustration, wishing he'd just read my mind already and do what I wanted done, but you know what?
Most guys aren’t psychic.  You actually have to ask.

And it's hard.  Sure it is.  There's a chance he'll think you’re a total freak, but there's also a chance it’ll work out just fine.
How I handled it is, one night I left him a note to find in the morning.  Since I sleep later than he does, I knew he'd read it alone and have all day to think about it.  I was scared witless and almost got out of bed to tear it up several times, but then I kept reminding myself what an awesome husband he's always been.  I figured I'd go ahead and take the chance, hoping he'd at least be willing to try it without judging me.
 I couched the note in as delicate terms as possible, saying something like, "We should play naughty schoolgirl when you get home tonight."
 What he wrote back is, "Sounds good to me."
 All that fear and worrying for nothing,  It was just that simple, and I'd be willing to bet it would be more or less the same if you brought it up to your significant other.  And if they did treat you like a freak for asking, I would suggest to you that maybe you're not right for each other, which is a whole other discussion, so go on.
Stop being a wuss and ask for what you want, because if you don't ask, the answer will always be no.