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Friday, May 19, 2017

#NewRelease The Blonde and the Ballplayer Excerpt

Hi, everyone.
This is my first Saturday Spankings
post in a really long time.
I hope you like it.
It's a excerpt from my #NewRelease,
The Blonde and the Ballplayer.



“Oh, God.”  She stops for a minute and sort of sizes me up, and then she says, “I want you to do something for me, but I don’t know how to ask.”

            “Just ask.”

            “You’re going to think I’m a weirdo.”

            I tense up.  My Spidey senses are telling me she’s about to spring something awful on me.  My heart’s pounding in my throat, but I reassure her all the same.

            “No, I won’t.  I promise I won’t.”

            She clamps a hand over her mouth.  “Oh, God.”

            “Vanessa, please.  I swear I won’t think you’re weird.  Now tell me.”

            “I like to be spanked.”

            I give a sigh of relief and laugh.  “Oh, my God, is that all?”

            Her face relaxes and she says, “Yes.”
            “Jesus,” I say.  “I thought you were going to tell me you used to be a dude or something."

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Wednesday, March 1, 2017

The Blonde and the Ballplayer Cover Art

Hi, everyone.
It's finally here!
This is most likely the
cover for
THE BLONDE AND THE BALLPLAYER.
I hope you like it as much as I do.
And don't forget,
the release date is March 14th,
unless it changes.
I'll keep you up to date
if there are any delays.
XOXO,
Angie

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Hello, everyone!
Angie here. 
I just want to wish you all a
Happy Valentines Day.

I got not one, but two heart-shaped
boxes of chocolates.
I hope you guys do, too.
It's almost time for
The Blonde and the Ballplayer
to come out,
and for those romantics
among us
(including me)
it has a very happy ending.
I remind you guys when it
comes out, so you can get your
own copy
and
see what I mean.
That's all for now.
Talk to you soon.
XOXO,
Angie

Saturday, January 28, 2017

The Prison Compendium

Hi, everyone!
I hope everything's going well.
I just wanted to tell you there's a
new anthology out, called,
"The Prison Compendium."
One of my stories, which I wrote under my
pen name, AR Shannon is in it.
The story's entitled,
Responsibility.
It's about a lady executioner who likes to get
kinky in her spare time.
If you'd like to check it out,
you can buy the book here or here.
Well, that's all I have for today.
Hope you're all coping with winter.
XOXO
Angie


Monday, January 23, 2017

Release Date for The Blonde and the Brainiac

Hi, everyone!
I've got some great news for you!
The Blonde and the Ballplayer
is scheduled to come out on March 14th.
Just like its predecessor,
The Brat and the Brainiac,
it's a lot of fun.
If you haven't read
The Brat and the Brainiac yet,
you can grab a copy of your own at
here or here.
The books are a series,
but they are also stand-alone,
meaning you can read them out
of order and still make sense
of what's happening.
I have no cover art for
The Blonde and the Brainiac,
but I'll post it as soon as I get it.
Hope you're all having a wonderful
January!
XOXO,
Angie

Monday, January 16, 2017

Excerpt of The Blonde and the Ballplayer

Hi, everyone!
Hope everything's well with you.
As you've probably figured out,
The Blonde and the Ballplayer has not come out yet.
Therefore, here is an excerpt
to tide you over.
Of course, I'll let you know
when the book comes out.
XOXO,
Angie


The Blonde and the Ballplayer



For our date, Tommy takes me out to a cozy little place near his house.  He opens the door for me and guides me over to the bar with a hand in the small of my back.  The light pressure sends a chill down my spine, but I suppress it, because a couple of guys from the organization are here.  Everyone notices when we come in, of course, but to my surprise, no one comes to bother us. 
            Tommy looks good.  He’s wearing a grey sports jacket and a pink shirt, and I like the way those colors work to bring out the sky-blue of his eyes.  I’m wearing a black knit dress with a deep V in the back.  I know if he says something perverted, like I have it on backwards, that I’ll cringe and find some way to cut the date short, but he does nothing of the kind.  He’s sweet and gentlemanly throughout the date, and if he asks me out again, I’m definitely going.  He orders me a drink and I tease him a little.
            “I hear you’re a heartless womanizer,” I tell him.
            “Who’s telling you such lies?  I haven’t been on a date in weeks.”
            “They say you’re self-absorbed and unromantic is why, and all you care about is your niece and baseball.”
            “They’re right about that part.  Baseball and Miranda are everything to me.  They’re my whole world.”
            “So there’s no room left for dating a girl?”
            “I didn’t say that.  That’s just what they say, because a lot of them are jealous of the time I spend with her.  But hell, what do they want?  She’s my kid.”  
            “They say she’s an adult now.”
            “She is, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t need me.  Besides, it’s hard to get romantic when you work all the time.”
            And I know what he means, because I work a lot, too, so I just take a sip of my drink and smile.  The drink’s a little too strong, but it still tastes all right, so I drink up.  Better than coming across as one of those bitchy girls who sends everything back.  Tommy keeps an eye on me to see if I’m going to bust his chops some more or not, so I set my drink back down on the bar and smile.
            “I need your advice, Tommy.”
            “Sure.  About what?”
            “How does a girl worm her way into your heart?”
            He eyes me for a moment with a slow smile, and then he leans over and favors me with a short but somehow very erotic kiss.  When he’s done, he straightens up and says, “Keep being a good kisser, for one.”
            “No.  For real.”
            “That is for real.”
            “Then what do I do after that?”
            “You come home with me and meet my family.”
             “Isn’t it a little early to meet your family?”
            “It’s not that kind of family.  It’s just Miranda and her fiancé, my housekeeper and his boyfriend.”
            “They all live with you?” I ask.
            “Yep.”
            “You’re got a strange family, Tommy Wright.”
            “Yep.  A regular Addams Family.  If you come home with me and you’re real nice, I’ll even show you my mad dope robot skills.”

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Release Date for The Blonde and the Ballplayer

Hi, everyone!
Hope you're all having a good holiday season.
I've got some great news: The Blonde and the Ballplayer is coming
out on January 2nd.
I don't have the cover art yet, but if I get it, I'll be sure to share.
In the meantime, Happy Holidays!
XOXO,
Angie

Monday, November 7, 2016

Progress

Hi, everyone!
Hope you're enjoying the fall weather
We had an awesome Halloween.
We put zombies (what else)
all over the place with headstones and stuff.
Had tons of kids come by.
I'm making progress on
"The Blonde and the Ballplayer."
I'm down to twelve hundred words,
which I will try to knock out in
the next few days.
Just wanted to check in with you all,
let you know I'm alive.
Best Love,
XOXO
Angie

Monday, September 19, 2016

Update

Hi, everyone!


I'm all moved into my new house,
but am feeling under the weather the past two days
with an ear infection.
I'm still working on "The Brat and the Brainiac II"
as much as possible, but I still have
quite a bit to go.
Other than that, not much to report.
Talk to you soon.
XOXO,
Angie

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Hi, everyone!
I hope everything's going well
for you.
I'm having a hectic time
with my upcoming move.
Where did I get all this stuff, lol?
Anyway, I'm here today
to give you all
a
sneak peek at my latest story.
It's the sequel to
"The Brat and the Brainiac."
I'm thinking of calling it,
"The Blonde and the Ballplayer."
Here goes.
Enjoy!


When we get to his room, he’s about to turn the TV on, but I don’t want to watch TV.   We’ve both been working hard lately, and I’m sick of sports right now.
            “How about a spanking?” I ask.
            “Right now?”
            “Yes.”
            “Then strip off from the waist down,” he tells me, flopping down onto the side of the bed.
            “All of it?”
            “All of it.”
            Excited by his matter-of-fact tone, my body responds.  My heart skips a beat and I feel slick down there between my legs.  I hope I can hide it from him.  I kick off my shoes and take off my socks, and then I start undoing my linen pants.  He waits patiently as I take them off and fold them neatly.
            “They’ll wrinkle if I don’t,” I say, setting them aside.
            “Get your panties off and lay them on top.”
            I obey, my heart racing with excitement.  Once I’m naked from the waist down, I turn to him.  He beckons me forward without another word.  I approach him, and, once I’m close enough, he reaches out and pulls me down across his lap.
            My mouth is dry with anticipation, and I await further instructions.
            “Spread your legs.”
            I obey, and he dips his fingers into my slickness.
            “Look at you,” he chides.  “You’re all wet.  You’re a naughty girl, aren’t you?”
            For some reason, I nod.  I feel like I’m in a dream, lying there over his lap.
            “Do you want a warm-up?”
            “Yes, please.”
            Without another word, he starts in, spanking firmly, but not too hard.  I’m comfortable over his lap, but then he ratchets up the heat and the pace.  Pretty soon, he’s going full-bore, and I can feel the heat emanating from my butt.  I catch myself moaning, but I just can’t help it.  I want to tell him to stop, but before I can, he stops on his own and begins rubbing my bottom again. 

Tuesday, June 28, 2016


Hey everyone!
I just wanted to let you know that
"The Brat and the Brainiac"
has just been released today!
You can get your copy at
or
Thanks for all your support!

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Release Date for The Brat and the Brainiac

Hi, everyone!
Today I got the release date for
The Brat and the Brainiac. 
It's June 28th.
I should have the cover art a couple of weeks ahead
of that date.
I'll keep you posted.
XOXO,
Angie

Thursday, April 21, 2016

The Brat and the Brainiac Update

Hi, everyone!
We just finished the final edits for
"The Brat and the Brainiac."
Now we just need the cover and
it'll be ready for publication.
I'll keep you informed.
Hope you all have a great day!
XOXO,
Angie

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Mourning Jewelry

Today I'm writing about mourning jewelry.  Don't know what it is?  Well, it was very popular during the Regency period in England.  When a loved one died, it was customary for women to go into heavy mourning, and often part of their mourning ensemble was a piece of jewelry to wear as a memento.  Some of the materials used were jet, ivory, on which was painted a tiny funeral scene, and pearls to signify tears shed over the loss of the loved one.  They often used the loved one's hair, and they braided it and encased it under glass, usually in a broach.

Here is an example of a mourning pendant, and an excerpt from The Brat and the Brainiac II: Fear of Commitment, where I mention one of the characters' interest in and passion for mourning jewelry:
Locket  England, Great Britain 1780-1820 (made)  Artist/Maker:Unknown   Memorial jewellery to honour the dead is one of the largest categories of 18th- century jewellery. From 1760 there was a vogue for memorial medallions or lockets. These became especially popular in Britain.  Neo-classical motifs of funerary urns, plinths and obelisks joined the more traditional cherubs, angels and weeping willows. Hair was preserved  within the locket.:


“Look what I found,” says Jason, handing me a pendant on a thin gold chain.
            The finely painted miniature on the pendant was of a lady at a grave under a full moon.  I know Miranda, with her interest in mourning jewelry, will love it and I congratulate him on his find.
            “Yep,” I say, handing it back.  “This is definitely one of them.  You lucked out, man.  They’re not that easy to find.”
            “But why does she like something so morbid?”
            “Because it’s not morbid to her.  She thinks it’s sweet, that someone would wear a memento to their loved one.”
            He thinks it over, and then he looks at me with a smile.
            “I can see that.”

Sunday, March 27, 2016

The Brat and the Brainiac II Excerpt


Hi, Everyone.
Here's a little teaser from
The Brat and the Brainiac II.
Enjoy!
XOXO,
Angie



Vanessa comes and gets into position and waits for me to begin.

            She’s right that I can’t hurt her.  Not only can I not bring myself to, she’s a different kind of woman than Miranda is, and she never cries when she’s being spanked.  In fact, it actually just turns her on.  And I have to spank her quite differently than Miranda, too.  She likes to be spanked fast and hard until she starts moaning and groaning, and then she likes a little break before I start up again.  This time, I think I’ll spank her slowly and deliberately, and talk a bunch of stuff to her to make her feel like she’s being punished.

            I smack her ass two firm times, one on each cheek.  She arches her back, waiting for the next blow to fall, but of course, there isn’t one.  Not right away, that is.  I know she’s digging this, and I’m digging it, too, so I set out to tease her a little.

            “Come on,” she tells me.  “I don’t have time for all this.”

            “Why?  Where else do you need to go?”

            “Nowhere.  I just don’t want to lie here all day.”

            “You want it fast and hard, like normal?”

            “Yes.”

            “Too bad.”

            I pop her butt a couple more times, but the blows are obviously insufficient to get her into the right frame of mind because she acts like she’s going to get up.

            “Oh, no you don’t.  Get back down there.”

            “Then do it right.”

            “Just slow your roll.  I’ll get there when I’m ready to, and not before.”

            “I swear to God, Tommy, you are the most aggravating--”

            She breaks off because I smack her bottom a couple more times.

            “I never met such a bossy woman before.”

            “Just go.”

            “All right.”

            I start spanking her, still slower than she likes, but a little faster than before, and I gradually increase the speed and force of the blows.  Jason probably knows some mathematical equation to express it with, I think fleetingly. 

            She’s breathing heavy, sort of like I’m knocking the wind out of her, but I keep on anyway, picking up speed now.  I know she’s close to breaking when she suddenly lets out a squeal.

            I stop and let her catch her breath, but I don’t let her come to earth entirely before I start in again, and I don’t take as long as before to get to full speed.  I turn her this way and that to be sure I’ve covered every inch of her bottom, and before too long she squeals again. 

            “Already?” I ask.  Why don’t you get up and take everything below the waist off?”

            She gets up off my lap and struggles a little undressing herself, but soon, she’s back for more. 


Tuesday, March 22, 2016

The Brat and the Brainiac II

Hi, everyone!
I've been working on
a new project:
a sequel to The Brat and the Brainiac.
I'll just call it The Brat and the Brainiac II
for the time being.
This is the first time I ever wrote a sequel,
and I'm about 3,200 words in.
It's about Miranda's Uncle Tommy
and the budding love affair
between him and a female
sports reporter named
Vanessa Roberson. 
I don't have any interesting
excerpts yet, but as soon as I do,
I'll let you know.
Until next time,
XOXO,
Angie

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Update on The Brat and the Brainiac

Hi, everyone!
I got word today that
my latest novel,
The Brat and the Brainiac
is slated to be released on
April 25th.  Yay!  I'll be
sure and let you know if anything changes.
XOXO,
Angie

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Update: Contract Signed

Hi, everyone!
Well,
I've signed the
contract for
"The Brat and the Brainiac."
We still might change the name, though.
I'll keep you in the loop.
Until next time,
XOXO,
Angie

Thursday, March 3, 2016

The Brat and the Brainiac Accepted

Hi, everyone!
I submitted my manuscript
for
"The Brat and the Brainiac"
and it was accepted.
It should be coming out
within
the next six weeks or so.
I'll keep you posted.
Meanwhile,
here's an excerpt:

“So, no offense, but does the last name work against you?”

“Weed?  Yeah.  Not too many girls want to be stuck with a Weed.”

“Why not?” she asks me.  “I think it’s a nice name.”

“You’re trying to make me kiss you again, aren’t you?”

"I wouldn’t mind.”

I throw my glasses down onto the bed and drag her into my arms once more, kissing her hard, slow and deep.  She slips her arms around my neck and caresses the back of my head, and her touch makes me shiver.



Well, I hope you liked it. 
The female main character is a naughty young miss who gets
several spankings, including
a hairbrush spanking.
She also has a few adventures
on her way to
snagging her beloved boyfriend,
Jason Weed, some good,
some bad.
You know how love goes!
Until next time,
XOXO,
Angie

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Finished Book

Hi, everyone!
I know it's been awhile,
but I've been busy
writing a new book.
Well, I finally finished it and
submitted it yesterday.
I'll let you know if it
gets accepted and if so,
when it'll come out.
It's got plenty of spanking in it, and
a sexy romance, too.
The tentative title is
"The Brat and the Brainiac."
Wish me luck
for a successful submission.