...because there's no place like love.

Hello, and welcome to my blog. I'm so glad you decided to stop by. My name's Angela R Sargenti, AKA The Queen of Short Attention Span Erotica. Got a minute? Then you have time for a quickie.

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Saturday, June 29, 2013

Fun With James Franco


Hi, everyone!

I finally had time to spend with the shiny silver friend I received from my good friends over at Sex and Metal.  (And yes, FTC, he was sent to me with no cost to myself.  If you want to read what the fascists have to say, it’s right here.)

Anyway, my new friend--oh, let’s just call him James Franco for the sake of argument--is made from a shiny piece of polished stainless steel.  He’s quite solid and has a jewel embedded in his handle, which makes him look nice.  His jewel is not a cheap piece of plastic, either, but a nice, diamond-faceted piece of cut glass.  Tres chic!
 

James is small--which is the size I asked for--and fit comfortably.  His handle doesn’t stick out too far, and didn’t interfere at all with my spanking--another plus.  James seems to get along with all the other toys, too.  My husband tried several implements and James stayed right where he belonged and played along.  He’s easy to clean, and I imagine he’s even hypoallergenic.  (Don’t quote me on that, though.  That’s just my impression.)  He’ll fit easily into a purse, overnight bag, or suitcase for travel.  (Just don’t take him through the metal detector, unless you want those TSA freaks getting hold of him.  Idiots.  They’ll probably think you’re trying to smuggle a bomb on board.)
 

Anyway, James’s small, compact size makes him perfect for a beginner, but don’t get me wrong.  He’s big enough to please more experienced players, too.  (If you do anal porn all the time or something, you might want to try out his big brother instead.)  I don’t see any downside to playing with him, and we thoroughly enjoyed having him join us.  James Franco is definitely a keeper! 

I rate him:   ♥♥♥♥♥

 
 
Here are the pictures of James from the actual website:
 
And a picture of his namesake:
"Come back to bed, Angie."


Monday, June 24, 2013

Welcome to Angie Sargenti's stop on the Dirty Birdies Flock Hop.




Hi, Everyone!
Today I have a short story from my book, "Start Me Up: A Collection of Erotic Love Stories."
 It's the same book that will be given away
to one of my readers.
 
Just leave me a comment, and the one I like best will get the prize.
 
Well, here's my story, called "Shrimp."
Enjoy!
 
Shrimp
 
“You’re shrimpy,” she told me, squeezing up beside me at the bar.  “You ever gone lesbo?”
 
“No,” I said.  Never.”
 
She was long and lean and tall, with those red, red lips I could never achieve.  First of all, I don’t know how.  Secondly, my lips are rather thin.  Besides, it’s my eyes that are my best feature, so I emphasize them.
 
“Want to give it a whirl?”
 
I glanced up at her, slightly surprised.
 
“Come on,” she said.  “The guys in here suck, anyway.”
 
I kicked it around for a moment, then I said, “Sure, but I won’t know what the hell I’m doing.”
 
“No problem.  I’ll teach you.  By the time it’s your turn to do me, you won’t even care.”
 
So she took me back to her place and ate my pussy better than any man has ever done while she finger-fucked me and squeezed my tits.  I lay there in bliss, wondering if her lipstick was all over me.  After she made me come, I switched places with her and ate her, too, and she was right.
 
I didn’t care.
 
I didn’t feel the least bit self-conscious.
 
Her cunt smelled clean and mossy and I eagerly mirrored her technique, or as much of it as I could remember.
 
I guess I did all right, because she took my phone and put her number in it, telling me to call her next time I was in the mood for fish.
 
Her words, not mine.
 
“Okay,” I said, making her take my number, too.  “You call me next time you’re in the mood for shrimp.”
 
 

If you didn't win, but would still like a copy of the book,
you can get it here.
Please be sure to check out all the other participants' blogs.
The links are to the left


My Interview with Renee Rose

Hi, Everyone,

I just thought you might like to know that the lovely Renee Rose interviewed me on the subject of spanking.  You can read it here

While you're at it, please be sure to check out Renee's latest book, "The Westerfield Affair."  You can get that here.



I hope you enjoy it, and don't forget to drop by tomorrow for the Dirty Birdies Flock Hop.

XOXO, Angie

Friday, June 21, 2013

Honey Blind - Excerpt

 
Hi, Everyone!
Here's an excerpt from my Story
"Honey Blind"
which can be found in the new book,
 Slave For Love
by F. Leonora Solomon 
Please enjoy!
 
Honey Blind
 

“Bruce…”

“Patience!
 
I lie there without another word as he goes about his business.  I can’t see, but I feel him near me and smell the blood pumping in his veins.

 My own blood sings with erotic tension.  My fangs are out and I know it, but I try to keep them concealed.

I guess there’s a certain amount of trust on his part, too, since it’s possible for me to tear through the silk scarves and rip his throat out any time I feel like it.

"I need you, Bruce.”

He chuckles softly in the dark and strokes my hair.

"Don’t worry,” he tells me.  “I’ll get to you yet.”
 
 

 
 
Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this little snippet.
If you want to read the whole story,
 here's the buy link for the book.

Please be a sweetheart and visit the other authors' blogs. 
You can find them here.
 
While you're at it,
why not check out my latest book,
"So Spankable!"
which can be found here.
 



Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Hi, Everyone!
 
I just wanted to let all of you know that I've joined
Lucy Felthouse's "Dirty Birdie Flock Hop."
It's similar to what we do for #SatSpanks, but on this blog hop,
there's a chance to win a prize at every single stop.
 
It runs from  June 25th to June 27th, so come on down and visit!
 
I'll be giving away a copy of my latest e-book, So Spankable!
 
 
 
This is a hop for authors, publishers, bloggers… basically anyone who loves
dirty books, has a website or blog, and wants to join in!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Slave For Love

Hi, Everybody,




Slave For Love is here,
and you can get your own copy here.
 
Be sure to look for my story, "Honey Blind."
 
While you're there, please take a look at my Amazon Author Page and see if there isn't something else there that strikes your fancy.
 

Monday, June 17, 2013

Sex and Metal

Hi, Everyone!

The kind folks at Sex and Metal have asked me to try out a few toys!  I don't know which one I'm getting, but here are a couple of the possibilities:

 
The Oceanus Silicone Flogger
available here.

 
 
and Wrist Ttraps, available here
 
 
 
I don't know what all those prongs are for, but I guess we'll find out!
Check back here in a week or two and I should have an answer for you.
 
 
Of course, I'm obliged by the FTC to tell you I'm getting all products gratis.
 
 
OMFG.  Really, government?
Yes.  Really.
 

Anyway, government BS aside, go check out the Sex and Metal website here.
 
 
As always, don't forget to check out my latest e-book, "So Spankable"
available here.
 
 
Until next time, XOXO, Angie
 

 
 

Friday, June 14, 2013

Sexting - A Snippet

 

 Hi, Everyone!
Here's a little snippet called
"Sexting."
It's from a story I'm working on,
and in this scene, a nineteen-year-old girl finds herself over her father's lap for...well...sexting. 
She tried to send a naughty picture to her boyfriend, but her dad got it instead.
Now she's going to get it. 
Enjoy!
 
 
“Dad, this is embarrassing,” I tell him.  “I’m supposed to go out tonight.  I don’t want Benny to see me all red.”
“Good.  Then maybe you’ll keep your clothes on like you should.”
Or we can just do it in the dark.”
Now why did I say that?
It only made him want to spank me harder.
“You know, I wasn’t going to take you all the way to tears, but that seems to be the only way to get through to you.”
“No, no.  I’m sorry.  I was only kidding.”
“Your jokes leave a little something to be desired, my dear.  Now get up.  You’re getting the cane.”
 
Thanks for taking the time to stop by.  I hope you enjoyed this little snippet.  
I also hope you'll visit all the other authors' blogs on this tour. 
You'll always find a fun assortment of stories, and you can start here.
And, while you're at it, check out my latest book, So Spankable!
 
 

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Baby Got Back

 
Coming in August!
 
 
Baby Got Back: Anal Erotic by Rachel Kramer Bussel is now available for pre-order for an August release.
Look for my story "Lights Out".