Fun With James Franco

Hi, everyone!

I finally had time to spend with the shiny silver friend I received from my good friends over at Sex and Metal.  (And yes, FTC, he was sent to me with no cost to myself.  If you want to read what the fascists have to say, it’s right here.)

Anyway, my new friend--oh, let’s just call him James Franco for the sake of argument--is made from a shiny piece of polished stainless steel.  He’s quite solid and has a jewel embedded in his handle, which makes him look nice.  His jewel is not a cheap piece of plastic, either, but a nice, diamond-faceted piece of cut glass.  Tres chic!

 

James is small--which is the size I asked for--and fit comfortably.  His handle doesn’t stick out too far, and didn’t interfere at all with my spanking--another plus.  James seems to get along with all the other toys, too.  My husband tried several implements and James stayed right where he belonged and played along.  He’s easy to clean, and I imagine he’s even hypoallergenic.  (Don’t quote me on that, though.  That’s just my impression.)  He’ll fit easily into a purse, overnight bag, or suitcase for travel.  (Just don’t take him through the metal detector, unless you want those TSA freaks getting hold of him.  Idiots.  They’ll probably think you’re trying to smuggle a bomb on board.)

 

Anyway, James’s small, compact size makes him perfect for a beginner, but don’t get me wrong.  He’s big enough to please more experienced players, too.  (If you do anal porn all the time or something, you might want to try out his big brother instead.)  I don’t see any downside to playing with him, and we thoroughly enjoyed having him join us.  James Franco is definitely a keeper! 

I rate him:   ♥♥♥♥♥

 

 

Here are the pictures of James from the actual website:

 

And a picture of his namesake:

"Come back to bed, Angie."