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Hello, and welcome to my blog. I'm so glad you decided to stop by. My name's Angela R Sargenti, AKA The Queen of Short Attention Span Erotica. Got a minute? Then you have time for a quickie.

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Monday, June 24, 2013

Welcome to Angie Sargenti's stop on the Dirty Birdies Flock Hop.




Hi, Everyone!
Today I have a short story from my book, "Start Me Up: A Collection of Erotic Love Stories."
 It's the same book that will be given away
to one of my readers.
 
Just leave me a comment, and the one I like best will get the prize.
 
Well, here's my story, called "Shrimp."
Enjoy!
 
Shrimp
 
“You’re shrimpy,” she told me, squeezing up beside me at the bar.  “You ever gone lesbo?”
 
“No,” I said.  Never.”
 
She was long and lean and tall, with those red, red lips I could never achieve.  First of all, I don’t know how.  Secondly, my lips are rather thin.  Besides, it’s my eyes that are my best feature, so I emphasize them.
 
“Want to give it a whirl?”
 
I glanced up at her, slightly surprised.
 
“Come on,” she said.  “The guys in here suck, anyway.”
 
I kicked it around for a moment, then I said, “Sure, but I won’t know what the hell I’m doing.”
 
“No problem.  I’ll teach you.  By the time it’s your turn to do me, you won’t even care.”
 
So she took me back to her place and ate my pussy better than any man has ever done while she finger-fucked me and squeezed my tits.  I lay there in bliss, wondering if her lipstick was all over me.  After she made me come, I switched places with her and ate her, too, and she was right.
 
I didn’t care.
 
I didn’t feel the least bit self-conscious.
 
Her cunt smelled clean and mossy and I eagerly mirrored her technique, or as much of it as I could remember.
 
I guess I did all right, because she took my phone and put her number in it, telling me to call her next time I was in the mood for fish.
 
Her words, not mine.
 
“Okay,” I said, making her take my number, too.  “You call me next time you’re in the mood for shrimp.”
 
 

If you didn't win, but would still like a copy of the book,
you can get it here.
Please be sure to check out all the other participants' blogs.
The links are to the left


20 comments:

  1. Thanks for the excerpt and the chance to win!
    Sounds really good!!
    natasha_donohoo_8 at hotmail dot com

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    1. I'll probably try to decide on Saturday. Good luck!

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  2. Nice excerpt

    bn100candg at hotmail dot com

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  3. What a beautiful cover!

    daringzoey@yahoo.com

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    1. You're too sweet! If you look closely, there's a black panther in the background, (since one of the stories is called "Jeff of the Jungle".) Good luck!

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  4. Enjoyed the excerpt. Thanks for the chance.
    skpetal at hotmail dot com

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'll probably try to decide on Saturday. Good luck!

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  5. Interesting excerpt, thanks for sharing it!

    tiger-chick-1(at)hotmail(dot)com

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    1. You're welcome, Emily. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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  6. I can tell you're good at writing flash fiction. I'm sure there is more to shrimpy's story and I'm sure it gets hotter!

    ShilohSaddler(at)gmail(dot)com

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    1. What a sweet thing to say, Shiloh! Yes, I do write quite a lot of flash fiction. There's some free stuff around the web and a little bit on Yahoo. There's supposed to be an anthology put out by Leo DeGraunce (see links)but I don't know when. Thank you for being a reader.

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  7. The excerpt sounds fun. Thanks so much for taking part in the hop.

    humhumbum At yahoo DOT com

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    1. Thanks, H.B. I'm really glad I took part and met all you wonderful people!

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  8. Thanks for sharing and for the giveaway!
    mearles1982(at)hotmail(dot)com

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  9. Nice excerpt. Thanks for the giveaway.
    magic5905 at embarqmail dot com

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    1. You're welcome, magic! I'm glad you stopped by.

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  10. Sounds great! Loving all these excerpts! Such teasers! :) Very fun hop! Lots of great books! Thanks for sharing and for the awesome giveaway!
    shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Being on the blog hop was fun for me, too.

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