Hi, everyone!
I finally had time to spend with the shiny silver friend I
received from my good friends over at Sex and Metal. (And yes, FTC, he was sent to me with no cost
to myself. If you want to read what
the fascists have to say, it’s right here.)
Anyway, my new friend--oh, let’s just call him James Franco
for the sake of argument--is made from a shiny piece of polished stainless
steel. He’s quite solid and has a jewel
embedded in his handle, which makes him look nice. His jewel is not a cheap piece of plastic,
either, but a nice, diamond-faceted piece of cut glass. Tres chic!
James is small--which is the size I asked for--and fit
comfortably. His handle doesn’t stick
out too far, and didn’t interfere at all with my spanking--another plus. James seems to get along with all the other
toys, too. My husband tried several
implements and James stayed right where he belonged and played along. He’s easy to clean, and I imagine he’s even
hypoallergenic. (Don’t quote me on that,
though. That’s just my impression.) He’ll fit easily into a purse, overnight bag,
or suitcase for travel. (Just don’t take
him through the metal detector, unless you want those TSA freaks getting hold
of him. Idiots. They’ll probably think you’re trying to
smuggle a bomb on board.)
Anyway, James’s small, compact size makes him perfect for a
beginner, but don’t get me wrong. He’s big
enough to please more experienced players, too.
(If you do anal porn all the time or something, you might want to try
out his big brother instead.) I
don’t see any downside to playing with him, and we thoroughly enjoyed having
him join us. James Franco is definitely a keeper!
I rate him: ♥♥♥♥♥
Here are the pictures of James from the actual website:
And a picture of his namesake:
"Come back to bed, Angie."
