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Friday, April 28, 2017

Marigold and the Manager News

Hi, everyone!
I just got the release date for
MARIGOLD AND THE MANAGER.
It's set to come out on June 20th.
Besides that, I'm a quarter of the way through.
ALLISON AND THE OUTFIELDER.
I don't have the cover art for either one yet, but I'll
keep you posted.
Meanwhile, there's always
THE BLONDE AND THE BALLPLAYER
to keep you busy.  You can pick up your copy

Until next time,
XOXO,
Angie


Thursday, December 22, 2016

Release Date for The Blonde and the Ballplayer

Hi, everyone!
Hope you're all having a good holiday season.
I've got some great news: The Blonde and the Ballplayer is coming
out on January 2nd.
I don't have the cover art yet, but if I get it, I'll be sure to share.
In the meantime, Happy Holidays!
XOXO,
Angie

Sunday, March 27, 2016

The Brat and the Brainiac II Excerpt


Hi, Everyone.
Here's a little teaser from
The Brat and the Brainiac II.
Enjoy!
XOXO,
Angie



Vanessa comes and gets into position and waits for me to begin.

            She’s right that I can’t hurt her.  Not only can I not bring myself to, she’s a different kind of woman than Miranda is, and she never cries when she’s being spanked.  In fact, it actually just turns her on.  And I have to spank her quite differently than Miranda, too.  She likes to be spanked fast and hard until she starts moaning and groaning, and then she likes a little break before I start up again.  This time, I think I’ll spank her slowly and deliberately, and talk a bunch of stuff to her to make her feel like she’s being punished.

            I smack her ass two firm times, one on each cheek.  She arches her back, waiting for the next blow to fall, but of course, there isn’t one.  Not right away, that is.  I know she’s digging this, and I’m digging it, too, so I set out to tease her a little.

            “Come on,” she tells me.  “I don’t have time for all this.”

            “Why?  Where else do you need to go?”

            “Nowhere.  I just don’t want to lie here all day.”

            “You want it fast and hard, like normal?”

            “Yes.”

            “Too bad.”

            I pop her butt a couple more times, but the blows are obviously insufficient to get her into the right frame of mind because she acts like she’s going to get up.

            “Oh, no you don’t.  Get back down there.”

            “Then do it right.”

            “Just slow your roll.  I’ll get there when I’m ready to, and not before.”

            “I swear to God, Tommy, you are the most aggravating--”

            She breaks off because I smack her bottom a couple more times.

            “I never met such a bossy woman before.”

            “Just go.”

            “All right.”

            I start spanking her, still slower than she likes, but a little faster than before, and I gradually increase the speed and force of the blows.  Jason probably knows some mathematical equation to express it with, I think fleetingly. 

            She’s breathing heavy, sort of like I’m knocking the wind out of her, but I keep on anyway, picking up speed now.  I know she’s close to breaking when she suddenly lets out a squeal.

            I stop and let her catch her breath, but I don’t let her come to earth entirely before I start in again, and I don’t take as long as before to get to full speed.  I turn her this way and that to be sure I’ve covered every inch of her bottom, and before too long she squeals again. 

            “Already?” I ask.  Why don’t you get up and take everything below the waist off?”

            She gets up off my lap and struggles a little undressing herself, but soon, she’s back for more. 


Friday, February 7, 2014

Handy Hannah (Excerpt)




Hi, Everyone,
Today I have an excerpt from my story,
"Handy Hannah"
from the book, "Sex Toy Stories II."
In this scene, Jack has won this week's competition and gets to top his wife.
Please enjoy.



I acknowledge defeat gracefully.

           

“Looks like you’re this week’s winner, Jack.”


“Good,” he says.  “Here’s what we’ll do.  You go get something cute on, like that little white nurse’s uniform you bought that time, and when you get back, we’ll deal with our little problem.”
 

I skip off in glee, excited for my punishment.  I put on the mini-dress and stockings and all, but I decide to morph two roles into one.  I put on some ruffled white panties and suddenly, I’m a naughty little French maid-ish lab assistant.

I hope you liked this week's excerpt.  If you are interested in getting your own copy of the book, here is the buy link.
My other books can all be found here.

If you enjoyed my excerpt, I know you'll love those of the other authors on this hop. 
Be sure to check them out here.           

Friday, January 24, 2014

Tearjerker Excerpt - Brattitudes




Hello, everyone. 
Today we have an excerpt from my story,
"Tearjerker"
from Brattitudes. 
I hope you like it!

Tonight I warm her up good, because her big sin was just being kind of bitchy for a few days.  I tell her what she’s done wrong, and I tip her over my knees for the great unveiling.  Once she’s bare she starts whimpering, and that’s a sound I truly like to hear.  It means she’s very receptive to what I’m doing and we’re going to pull a late-nighter. 

Tonight she’ll get my hand, and tonight she’ll be very remorseful and sweet.

“You’ve been a brat for several days now,” I tell her.  “You know that, don’t you?”

“Yes, but—”

“Come over my lap.”


Well, I hoped you liked the excerpt. 
If you did and you want to buy the book,
it can be found here.

Please be sure to check out the other authors' blogs. 
They're always lots of fun and there's a large variety. 
You can find them here.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Handy Hannah (2nd excerpt)

Hi, everyone!
 
Sorry I've been away, but I'm back again, this time with another excerpt from my story, "Handy Hannah." 
It's about a kinky couple who use antiquing as a way to keep their relationship fresh.
Enjoy!
 
Handy Hannah
           
      He cuts it through the air, testing it out.
     “Wow.  Are you sure you can handle something like this?”
     And I say, “No.  But I’m willing to try.”
     The next week, he gets me a nice old razor strop and I get him a big rustic-looking hand-carved wooden scoop.
     “You suck,” he tells me.  “How do you keep finding all this great stuff?”
    The week after that, I let him win so he won’t get too discouraged.  I show up with an old metal pancake turner from the forties with a peeling red handle.
 
 
 
Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed my little snippet.
Now please be sure to visit the other authors' blogs, which you can find here.

While you're at it, why not check out my two newest books,
Brattitudes

and
The House of Erotica Summer Scorchers Collection.






Wednesday, September 4, 2013

It's here!

Hi, everyone!

My chat with Patty Devlin has now gone live. 

To climb inside my mind, just stop by her blog and check it out!

XOXO,
Angie

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Locked Out

Man!  I had huge news for you, and I was locked out of my account.  I was doing my tweets last night and got word from my publishers that not one, but two different books were coming out. 

Anyway, here's the information.

 
The first book is called
and it features my story, "Ellis in Wonderland" and a story each by Lucy Felthouse and Nichole Gestalt.
Here's the sexy sand-crusted butt cover:
 
 
My next release is
The cover for this one is adorable.  It's my absolute favorite so far.

 
So there you have it. 
Two nice books to liven up your end-of-summer blues. 
And sorry about missing #SatSpanks this week.
I was locked out of my account, but I'll be back next week, who knows what delight I'll have for you then.
 


Friday, August 2, 2013

Brattitudes (3rd excerpt-Another Man's Hand)

Hi, everyone!
This week I have another excerpt from
my upcoming book,
Brattitudes.
This one's called "Another Man's Hand."
 
 
 Another Man's Hand

“All right, get up,” he tells me.  “Get those pants all the way off.  Those panties, too.”

And even though we’ve been married a really long time and he’s seen me naked a ton of times, I hate when my panties have to come down for a spanking, and hate it even more when he has me take them completely off.

I don’t dare complain, though, because I know that’ll only make it worse, so I strip from the waist down and resume my place over his lap without even being told to.

“Good girl,” says he.  “Ready for your lesson?”

“Yes.”

Jealousy does strange things to a man, and I don’t really blame him.  If I saw some girl put her hand on his ass, I’d lose my mind, so I let it happen without a fight, let him spank me harder and harder and lecture me the whole time, as I lie there, trying my best to accept my punishment.



Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed my little snippet.  Once the new book's published,
I'll make sure you guys get the buy link
so you can read the whole story, if you so desire, along with the other four in the book.
Now please be sweet and visit the other authors' blogs.
You can find them here.
While you're at it,
why not check out my last book, 
So Spankable! You can get it here.

 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Monday, July 29, 2013

Great News, Everyone


 
Dear friends, 

You've read excerpts for the past two Saturdays in a row on #SatSpanks.  Well, get ready for the real thing!  Brattitudes has been accepted by my publisher, House of Erotica, along with an unrelated holiday BDSM story for Christmas.  I don't have release dates for either one yet, but you know I'll keep you in the loop.  As soon as I get more information, I promise to get back to you. 
Until then, have a happy week!

XOXO, Angie




Friday, July 26, 2013

Brattitudes (2nd Excerpt)

Hi, Everyone!
This week I have an excerpt of my story, "Time Travel,"
from the book I am currently working on called Brattitudes.
Please enjoy!

 
Time Travel
 


“Do you have anything to say for yourself?”  
“I’m sorry, Daddy.  I promise not to do it any more.”
He never says a word in response, and he doesn’t move from where he’s standing.  My heart pounds violently and I will him to do something—anything—to break the tension. 
Instead, he just waits there until I sigh.
“I’m sorry,” he says.  “Am I boring you?”
 
 
 
Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this little snippet. Once the new book is published, I'll make sure you guys get the buy link so you can read the whole story,
and the other three stories in the book.
Please be a sweetheart and visit the other authors' blogs.
You can find them here.
While you're at it,
why not check out my last book,
"So Spankable!"
which can be found
here.




Friday, July 19, 2013

Brattitudes (Excerpt)



Hi, Everyone!
This week I have an excerpt of my story, "The Not-So-French Maid,"
from the book I am currently working on called Brattitudes.
Please enjoy!



The Not-So-French Maid

        I took the feather duster and went into the living room.  I bent myself over the arm of James’s chair, just to see what it was like, pretending I was even now over his lap, James swatting my upturned butt contentedly.  I pretended to thrash around and sob, but the hard chair arm was nothing like his warm, soft lap, so I gave up.
      A sudden inspiration struck me and I went back into the bedroom to get the container of baby powder I kept in there.  I brought it back out with me to the living room and I poured some into my hand, blowing it onto the coffee table to simulate household dust.  I did that with all the other furniture, too, and then I returned the powder to its rightful place.






Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this little snippet.
Once it's published, I'll make sure you guys get the buy link so you can read the whole story,
and the other three stories in the book.





Please be a sweetheart and visit the other authors' blogs.
You can find them here.
While you're at it,
why not check out my last book,
"So Spankable!"
which can be found here.



Friday, July 12, 2013

Handy Hannah (Excerpt)


Hi, Everyone! 
What I have for you this week is an excerpt of my story, "Handy Hannah,"
from the new book,
Sex Toy Stories 2: Erotic Tales of Naughty Play.
by F. Leonora Solomon for Ravenous Romance.
Please enjoy!
 
 
Handy Hannah
 
The razor strop’s no friend of mine, but it’s a damn sight better than the carpet beater.  That sucker hurts so much it nearly breaks my concentration.  I spread my legs a little more and bear down with the vibe, and by the time he picks up the hairbrush, I’m almost there.

And here’s a secret my husband doesn’t know.  When I was a little girl, I used to fantasize about getting bare-bottomed hairbrushings from a male teacher I had a crush on. 

Remembering that little tidbit makes it a cinch, and I come in right as Jack gives me the fourth swat, making me the undisputed winner.

“Ha ha, loser.  Get ready for me to open up the big can of whoop-ass.”
 
 
 
Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this little snippet.
If you want to read the whole story,
here's the buy link for the book.

Please be a sweetheart and visit the other authors' blogs.
You can find them here.
While you're at it,
why not check out my latest book,
"So Spankable!"
which can be found here.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Sex Toys II

Hi, Everyone!

I hope you're all well on this fine summer day.  I have just been informed that Sex Toys II, edited by the lovely F. Leonora Solomon, will be released tomorrow!  Be sure to look for my story, "Handy Hannah."



Monday, July 1, 2013

Dirty Birdies Hop Giveaway Winner!

Hi, everyone!

I have now chosen the winner of the Dirty Birdie Flock Hop giveaway!  Remember, the prize at stake was my book of erotic short stories, "Start Me Up."

 
Well, I had a little problem.  I liked two of the comments so much, I had trouble choosing between them, so I said what the heck, I'll send them both a copy.  So there you have it!  A copy of the book has been sent to both Shiloh and Shadow!
Yay!
 
Check your emails in a few minutes, guys!
 
I hoped you all enjoyed participating in the blog hop, and if you want your own copy but didn't win, you can get one here.
 
PS, if the winners (or anyone else) would like a virtual autograph, I do belong to authorgraph.
 
I'd like to thank everyone who stopped by, even if they didn't leave a comment.  I love my readers, and I would be nowhere without you guys!
 
XOXO, Angie
 
 
 
 
 
 


Saturday, March 2, 2013

From Behind (Excerpt)



From Behind:
Smack my ass, baby.  Smack it hard.  Make me remember this night.  Smack it so hard I can feel the outline, like a new tattoo. 

Don’t worry. 

I won’t be stingy. 

I’ll show it off to the girls.

I’ll have every one of them dying inside, wishing it was them instead of me.
 
The excerpt you just read is from my story, "From Behind" which can be found in my e-book, "Start Me Up: A Collection of Erotic Love Stories."  If you'd like to purchase this book, you can buy it here.