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Hello, and welcome to my blog. I'm so glad you decided to stop by. My name's Angela R Sargenti, AKA The Queen of Short Attention Span Erotica. Got a minute? Then you have time for a quickie.


Thursday, December 22, 2016

Release Date for The Blonde and the Ballplayer

Hi, everyone!
Hope you're all having a good holiday season.
I've got some great news: The Blonde and the Ballplayer is coming
out on January 2nd.
I don't have the cover art yet, but if I get it, I'll be sure to share.
In the meantime, Happy Holidays!

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Free Days on Amazon

Hi, everyone! 
Just a quick note to tell you
Chris Takes the Mound
will be free on Amazon for five days.
Have fun!

Monday, November 7, 2016


Hi, everyone!
Hope you're enjoying the fall weather
We had an awesome Halloween.
We put zombies (what else)
all over the place with headstones and stuff.
Had tons of kids come by.
I'm making progress on
"The Blonde and the Ballplayer."
I'm down to twelve hundred words,
which I will try to knock out in
the next few days.
Just wanted to check in with you all,
let you know I'm alive.
Best Love,

Monday, September 19, 2016


Hi, everyone!

I'm all moved into my new house,
but am feeling under the weather the past two days
with an ear infection.
I'm still working on "The Brat and the Brainiac II"
as much as possible, but I still have
quite a bit to go.
Other than that, not much to report.
Talk to you soon.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Latest Update

Hi, everyone!
Sorry it's been so long since
I've given you an update,
but I've been moving.
Yes, again,
but this should be the last time.
Apart from that, nothing else is really happening.
I'm working on The Brat and the Brainiac II when I can,
(which isn't much)
but I hope to carve out a little
extra time in the next few days to
buckle down and get serious
about it again.
I haven't heard back from any
of the agents
I sent "Vengeance Jones" to,
but it's still early, yet.
Sales of "The Brat and the Brainiac"
are going well.
If you haven't picked up your own copy, why not do it now?
It's available at Amazon, Blushing Books, and all the usual online booksellers.
I think you'll enjoy it!

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Hi, everyone!
I hope everything's going well
for you.
I'm having a hectic time
with my upcoming move.
Where did I get all this stuff, lol?
Anyway, I'm here today
to give you all
sneak peek at my latest story.
It's the sequel to
"The Brat and the Brainiac."
I'm thinking of calling it,
"The Blonde and the Ballplayer."
Here goes.

When we get to his room, he’s about to turn the TV on, but I don’t want to watch TV.   We’ve both been working hard lately, and I’m sick of sports right now.
            “How about a spanking?” I ask.
            “Right now?”
            “Then strip off from the waist down,” he tells me, flopping down onto the side of the bed.
            “All of it?”
            “All of it.”
            Excited by his matter-of-fact tone, my body responds.  My heart skips a beat and I feel slick down there between my legs.  I hope I can hide it from him.  I kick off my shoes and take off my socks, and then I start undoing my linen pants.  He waits patiently as I take them off and fold them neatly.
            “They’ll wrinkle if I don’t,” I say, setting them aside.
            “Get your panties off and lay them on top.”
            I obey, my heart racing with excitement.  Once I’m naked from the waist down, I turn to him.  He beckons me forward without another word.  I approach him, and, once I’m close enough, he reaches out and pulls me down across his lap.
            My mouth is dry with anticipation, and I await further instructions.
            “Spread your legs.”
            I obey, and he dips his fingers into my slickness.
            “Look at you,” he chides.  “You’re all wet.  You’re a naughty girl, aren’t you?”
            For some reason, I nod.  I feel like I’m in a dream, lying there over his lap.
            “Do you want a warm-up?”
            “Yes, please.”
            Without another word, he starts in, spanking firmly, but not too hard.  I’m comfortable over his lap, but then he ratchets up the heat and the pace.  Pretty soon, he’s going full-bore, and I can feel the heat emanating from my butt.  I catch myself moaning, but I just can’t help it.  I want to tell him to stop, but before I can, he stops on his own and begins rubbing my bottom again. 

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Excerpt from "The Brat and the Brainiac"

Hi, everyone!
Here's a little excerpt from my
latest novel,
"The Brat and the Brainiac"

“You’re being a real brat.” 
            “So what?  What are you going to do about it?  Tell my uncle on me?”
            “I’m going to put you over my knee if you’re not careful.”
            “Hah.  That’s what you think, because if you touch me, my uncle will kill you.”
            “Let him.”
            We stare at each other a moment, and I can see it in her eyes, that she’s a little aroused by the idea.
            “Well?  Go ahead, you wussy.  You can’t do anything to me.” 
            To prove her wrong, I catch her wrist in my hand and drag her down across my lap. 
            “Wait...what are you doing?”  
            “I’m doing what you told me to.  I’m spanking your ass.”
            “You can’t.”
            “I can and I am.”
            Pinning her down with my elbow between her shoulder blades and a hand on her hip, I smack her bottom hard.  She yelps and starts trying to escape, but I’ve got a good grip on her.
            “What do you think you’re doing?”
            “I told you.  I’m spanking your ass.”
If you'd like to grab a copy,
it's available at
Thanks for all your support!

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Hey everyone!
I just wanted to let you know that
"The Brat and the Brainiac"
has just been released today!
You can get your copy at
Thanks for all your support!

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Release Date for The Brat and the Brainiac

Hi, everyone!
Today I got the release date for
The Brat and the Brainiac. 
It's June 28th.
I should have the cover art a couple of weeks ahead
of that date.
I'll keep you posted.

Thursday, April 21, 2016

The Brat and the Brainiac Update

Hi, everyone!
We just finished the final edits for
"The Brat and the Brainiac."
Now we just need the cover and
it'll be ready for publication.
I'll keep you informed.
Hope you all have a great day!

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Mourning Jewelry

Today I'm writing about mourning jewelry.  Don't know what it is?  Well, it was very popular during the Regency period in England.  When a loved one died, it was customary for women to go into heavy mourning, and often part of their mourning ensemble was a piece of jewelry to wear as a memento.  Some of the materials used were jet, ivory, on which was painted a tiny funeral scene, and pearls to signify tears shed over the loss of the loved one.  They often used the loved one's hair, and they braided it and encased it under glass, usually in a broach.

Here is an example of a mourning pendant, and an excerpt from The Brat and the Brainiac II: Fear of Commitment, where I mention one of the characters' interest in and passion for mourning jewelry:
Locket  England, Great Britain 1780-1820 (made)  Artist/Maker:Unknown   Memorial jewellery to honour the dead is one of the largest categories of 18th- century jewellery. From 1760 there was a vogue for memorial medallions or lockets. These became especially popular in Britain.  Neo-classical motifs of funerary urns, plinths and obelisks joined the more traditional cherubs, angels and weeping willows. Hair was preserved  within the locket.:

“Look what I found,” says Jason, handing me a pendant on a thin gold chain.
            The finely painted miniature on the pendant was of a lady at a grave under a full moon.  I know Miranda, with her interest in mourning jewelry, will love it and I congratulate him on his find.
            “Yep,” I say, handing it back.  “This is definitely one of them.  You lucked out, man.  They’re not that easy to find.”
            “But why does she like something so morbid?”
            “Because it’s not morbid to her.  She thinks it’s sweet, that someone would wear a memento to their loved one.”
            He thinks it over, and then he looks at me with a smile.
            “I can see that.”

Sunday, March 27, 2016

The Brat and the Brainiac II Excerpt

Hi, Everyone.
Here's a little teaser from
The Brat and the Brainiac II.

Vanessa comes and gets into position and waits for me to begin.

            She’s right that I can’t hurt her.  Not only can I not bring myself to, she’s a different kind of woman than Miranda is, and she never cries when she’s being spanked.  In fact, it actually just turns her on.  And I have to spank her quite differently than Miranda, too.  She likes to be spanked fast and hard until she starts moaning and groaning, and then she likes a little break before I start up again.  This time, I think I’ll spank her slowly and deliberately, and talk a bunch of stuff to her to make her feel like she’s being punished.

            I smack her ass two firm times, one on each cheek.  She arches her back, waiting for the next blow to fall, but of course, there isn’t one.  Not right away, that is.  I know she’s digging this, and I’m digging it, too, so I set out to tease her a little.

            “Come on,” she tells me.  “I don’t have time for all this.”

            “Why?  Where else do you need to go?”

            “Nowhere.  I just don’t want to lie here all day.”

            “You want it fast and hard, like normal?”


            “Too bad.”

            I pop her butt a couple more times, but the blows are obviously insufficient to get her into the right frame of mind because she acts like she’s going to get up.

            “Oh, no you don’t.  Get back down there.”

            “Then do it right.”

            “Just slow your roll.  I’ll get there when I’m ready to, and not before.”

            “I swear to God, Tommy, you are the most aggravating--”

            She breaks off because I smack her bottom a couple more times.

            “I never met such a bossy woman before.”

            “Just go.”

            “All right.”

            I start spanking her, still slower than she likes, but a little faster than before, and I gradually increase the speed and force of the blows.  Jason probably knows some mathematical equation to express it with, I think fleetingly. 

            She’s breathing heavy, sort of like I’m knocking the wind out of her, but I keep on anyway, picking up speed now.  I know she’s close to breaking when she suddenly lets out a squeal.

            I stop and let her catch her breath, but I don’t let her come to earth entirely before I start in again, and I don’t take as long as before to get to full speed.  I turn her this way and that to be sure I’ve covered every inch of her bottom, and before too long she squeals again. 

            “Already?” I ask.  Why don’t you get up and take everything below the waist off?”

            She gets up off my lap and struggles a little undressing herself, but soon, she’s back for more. 

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

The Brat and the Brainiac II

Hi, everyone!
I've been working on
a new project:
a sequel to The Brat and the Brainiac.
I'll just call it The Brat and the Brainiac II
for the time being.
This is the first time I ever wrote a sequel,
and I'm about 3,200 words in.
It's about Miranda's Uncle Tommy
and the budding love affair
between him and a female
sports reporter named
Vanessa Roberson. 
I don't have any interesting
excerpts yet, but as soon as I do,
I'll let you know.
Until next time,

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Update on The Brat and the Brainiac

Hi, everyone!
I got word today that
my latest novel,
The Brat and the Brainiac
is slated to be released on
April 25th.  Yay!  I'll be
sure and let you know if anything changes.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Update: Contract Signed

Hi, everyone!
I've signed the
contract for
"The Brat and the Brainiac."
We still might change the name, though.
I'll keep you in the loop.
Until next time,

Thursday, March 3, 2016

The Brat and the Brainiac Accepted

Hi, everyone!
I submitted my manuscript
"The Brat and the Brainiac"
and it was accepted.
It should be coming out
the next six weeks or so.
I'll keep you posted.
here's an excerpt:

“So, no offense, but does the last name work against you?”

“Weed?  Yeah.  Not too many girls want to be stuck with a Weed.”

“Why not?” she asks me.  “I think it’s a nice name.”

“You’re trying to make me kiss you again, aren’t you?”

"I wouldn’t mind.”

I throw my glasses down onto the bed and drag her into my arms once more, kissing her hard, slow and deep.  She slips her arms around my neck and caresses the back of my head, and her touch makes me shiver.

Well, I hope you liked it. 
The female main character is a naughty young miss who gets
several spankings, including
a hairbrush spanking.
She also has a few adventures
on her way to
snagging her beloved boyfriend,
Jason Weed, some good,
some bad.
You know how love goes!
Until next time,

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Finished Book

Hi, everyone!
I know it's been awhile,
but I've been busy
writing a new book.
Well, I finally finished it and
submitted it yesterday.
I'll let you know if it
gets accepted and if so,
when it'll come out.
It's got plenty of spanking in it, and
a sexy romance, too.
The tentative title is
"The Brat and the Brainiac."
Wish me luck
for a successful submission.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

My latest Doings

Hi, everyone!
Sorry for the silence lately.
I've just been working on a new book lately,
plus doing edits for one
I'm going to be in, called,
by Transmundane Press.
I'm not sure of the exact date it's
coming out,
but it should be soon.
I'll keep you guys up-to-date.
I've also been working on a story for the
same people, so wish me luck.
Don't forget,
if you want a free magnet,
email me your address at
Talk to you soon!

Monday, January 11, 2016

Win a wedding invitation replica from Gwen and Earl's wedding! (It's also a magnet.)

Hi, guys!
Have you read Meeting Mr. Pink lately?
Do you want to read it?
Well, now's the perfect time, because if you email me a copy of your receipt
by May 1st, you'll win
a replica wedding invitation to the main characters' wedding.
  It's also a refrigerator magnet,
so not only is it attractive, it's also useful!
Email the receipt to:
angiesargenti1@gmail.com, don't forget to include
your mailing address,
and hurry. 
Don't be late, or you'll lose your chance!
Here's  what it looks like, only much larger: 

I still have a few magnets left, so if you'd like one,
just email me at angiesargenti1@gmail.com and I'll
send one.