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Showing posts with label Lucy Felthouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lucy Felthouse. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Tips for the Frustrated Writer

Hi, everyone.

Here's a new article I wrote for yahoo - tips for the frustrated writer.  It has some good information for the newbie writer in it:

Oh, and if you haven't heard, my 15th and 16th books are out:


 
You can get "Brattitudes" here and "Summer Scorchers" here.
 
Until next time,
XOXO,
Angie


Saturday, August 10, 2013

Locked Out

Man!  I had huge news for you, and I was locked out of my account.  I was doing my tweets last night and got word from my publishers that not one, but two different books were coming out. 

Anyway, here's the information.

 
The first book is called
and it features my story, "Ellis in Wonderland" and a story each by Lucy Felthouse and Nichole Gestalt.
Here's the sexy sand-crusted butt cover:
 
 
My next release is
The cover for this one is adorable.  It's my absolute favorite so far.

 
So there you have it. 
Two nice books to liven up your end-of-summer blues. 
And sorry about missing #SatSpanks this week.
I was locked out of my account, but I'll be back next week, who knows what delight I'll have for you then.
 


Monday, June 24, 2013

Welcome to Angie Sargenti's stop on the Dirty Birdies Flock Hop.




Hi, Everyone!
Today I have a short story from my book, "Start Me Up: A Collection of Erotic Love Stories."
 It's the same book that will be given away
to one of my readers.
 
Just leave me a comment, and the one I like best will get the prize.
 
Well, here's my story, called "Shrimp."
Enjoy!
 
Shrimp
 
“You’re shrimpy,” she told me, squeezing up beside me at the bar.  “You ever gone lesbo?”
 
“No,” I said.  Never.”
 
She was long and lean and tall, with those red, red lips I could never achieve.  First of all, I don’t know how.  Secondly, my lips are rather thin.  Besides, it’s my eyes that are my best feature, so I emphasize them.
 
“Want to give it a whirl?”
 
I glanced up at her, slightly surprised.
 
“Come on,” she said.  “The guys in here suck, anyway.”
 
I kicked it around for a moment, then I said, “Sure, but I won’t know what the hell I’m doing.”
 
“No problem.  I’ll teach you.  By the time it’s your turn to do me, you won’t even care.”
 
So she took me back to her place and ate my pussy better than any man has ever done while she finger-fucked me and squeezed my tits.  I lay there in bliss, wondering if her lipstick was all over me.  After she made me come, I switched places with her and ate her, too, and she was right.
 
I didn’t care.
 
I didn’t feel the least bit self-conscious.
 
Her cunt smelled clean and mossy and I eagerly mirrored her technique, or as much of it as I could remember.
 
I guess I did all right, because she took my phone and put her number in it, telling me to call her next time I was in the mood for fish.
 
Her words, not mine.
 
“Okay,” I said, making her take my number, too.  “You call me next time you’re in the mood for shrimp.”
 
 

If you didn't win, but would still like a copy of the book,
you can get it here.
Please be sure to check out all the other participants' blogs.
The links are to the left


Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Hi, Everyone!
 
I just wanted to let all of you know that I've joined
Lucy Felthouse's "Dirty Birdie Flock Hop."
It's similar to what we do for #SatSpanks, but on this blog hop,
there's a chance to win a prize at every single stop.
 
It runs from  June 25th to June 27th, so come on down and visit!
 
I'll be giving away a copy of my latest e-book, So Spankable!
 
 
 
This is a hop for authors, publishers, bloggers… basically anyone who loves
dirty books, has a website or blog, and wants to join in!