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Hello, and welcome to my blog. I'm so glad you decided to stop by. My name's Angela R Sargenti, AKA The Queen of Short Attention Span Erotica. Got a minute? Then you have time for a quickie.

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Monday, July 29, 2013

Great News, Everyone


 
Dear friends, 

You've read excerpts for the past two Saturdays in a row on #SatSpanks.  Well, get ready for the real thing!  Brattitudes has been accepted by my publisher, House of Erotica, along with an unrelated holiday BDSM story for Christmas.  I don't have release dates for either one yet, but you know I'll keep you in the loop.  As soon as I get more information, I promise to get back to you. 
Until then, have a happy week!

XOXO, Angie




Friday, July 26, 2013

Brattitudes (2nd Excerpt)

Hi, Everyone!
This week I have an excerpt of my story, "Time Travel,"
from the book I am currently working on called Brattitudes.
Please enjoy!

 
Time Travel
 


“Do you have anything to say for yourself?”  
“I’m sorry, Daddy.  I promise not to do it any more.”
He never says a word in response, and he doesn’t move from where he’s standing.  My heart pounds violently and I will him to do something—anything—to break the tension. 
Instead, he just waits there until I sigh.
“I’m sorry,” he says.  “Am I boring you?”
 
 
 
Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this little snippet. Once the new book is published, I'll make sure you guys get the buy link so you can read the whole story,
and the other three stories in the book.
Please be a sweetheart and visit the other authors' blogs.
You can find them here.
While you're at it,
why not check out my last book,
"So Spankable!"
which can be found
here.




Friday, July 19, 2013

Brattitudes (Excerpt)



Hi, Everyone!
This week I have an excerpt of my story, "The Not-So-French Maid,"
from the book I am currently working on called Brattitudes.
Please enjoy!



The Not-So-French Maid

        I took the feather duster and went into the living room.  I bent myself over the arm of James’s chair, just to see what it was like, pretending I was even now over his lap, James swatting my upturned butt contentedly.  I pretended to thrash around and sob, but the hard chair arm was nothing like his warm, soft lap, so I gave up.
      A sudden inspiration struck me and I went back into the bedroom to get the container of baby powder I kept in there.  I brought it back out with me to the living room and I poured some into my hand, blowing it onto the coffee table to simulate household dust.  I did that with all the other furniture, too, and then I returned the powder to its rightful place.






Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this little snippet.
Once it's published, I'll make sure you guys get the buy link so you can read the whole story,
and the other three stories in the book.





Please be a sweetheart and visit the other authors' blogs.
You can find them here.
While you're at it,
why not check out my last book,
"So Spankable!"
which can be found here.



Friday, July 12, 2013

Handy Hannah (Excerpt)


Hi, Everyone! 
What I have for you this week is an excerpt of my story, "Handy Hannah,"
from the new book,
Sex Toy Stories 2: Erotic Tales of Naughty Play.
by F. Leonora Solomon for Ravenous Romance.
Please enjoy!
 
 
Handy Hannah
 
The razor strop’s no friend of mine, but it’s a damn sight better than the carpet beater.  That sucker hurts so much it nearly breaks my concentration.  I spread my legs a little more and bear down with the vibe, and by the time he picks up the hairbrush, I’m almost there.

And here’s a secret my husband doesn’t know.  When I was a little girl, I used to fantasize about getting bare-bottomed hairbrushings from a male teacher I had a crush on. 

Remembering that little tidbit makes it a cinch, and I come in right as Jack gives me the fourth swat, making me the undisputed winner.

“Ha ha, loser.  Get ready for me to open up the big can of whoop-ass.”
 
 
 
Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this little snippet.
If you want to read the whole story,
here's the buy link for the book.

Please be a sweetheart and visit the other authors' blogs.
You can find them here.
While you're at it,
why not check out my latest book,
"So Spankable!"
which can be found here.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Sex Toys II

Hi, Everyone!

I hope you're all well on this fine summer day.  I have just been informed that Sex Toys II, edited by the lovely F. Leonora Solomon, will be released tomorrow!  Be sure to look for my story, "Handy Hannah."



Monday, July 1, 2013

Dirty Birdies Hop Giveaway Winner!

Hi, everyone!

I have now chosen the winner of the Dirty Birdie Flock Hop giveaway!  Remember, the prize at stake was my book of erotic short stories, "Start Me Up."

 
Well, I had a little problem.  I liked two of the comments so much, I had trouble choosing between them, so I said what the heck, I'll send them both a copy.  So there you have it!  A copy of the book has been sent to both Shiloh and Shadow!
Yay!
 
Check your emails in a few minutes, guys!
 
I hoped you all enjoyed participating in the blog hop, and if you want your own copy but didn't win, you can get one here.
 
PS, if the winners (or anyone else) would like a virtual autograph, I do belong to authorgraph.
 
I'd like to thank everyone who stopped by, even if they didn't leave a comment.  I love my readers, and I would be nowhere without you guys!
 
XOXO, Angie