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Friday, December 13, 2013

The Art of Forgiveness - (Excerpt)


Hi, everyone!
Once again, welcome to #SatSpanks.
This week's offering is an excerpt from my story,
"The Art of Forgiveness"
which can be found in the book,
"So Spankable!"
 
In the excerpt, Miranda, the ballet-dancing heroine, is mid-spanking with her boyfriend, Vince,
who's complaining about a particular sub-genre of porn he ran across.


I said, “You won’t give a damn about ballerina porn when I get through with you.  You’ll be glad when you see it.  You’ll want to see it then.  You’ll even want to do it.”

Well, Diary, that must’ve hit home because he started smacking me harder, every slap-noise reverberating off the walls in that cavernous room.  But I’m the kind who needs to be lectured to.  I have to have my crimes catalogued for me, or else I have to be questioned closely until I confess all. 

I have to be told what I’m being punished for and how richly I deserve it, but Vince held silent throughout.
 
 
    If you'd like to read the rest of the story, you can get a copy here.  
 
As always, please visit all the other awesome blogs on this hop. 
If you don't, you'll miss some great spankings!  You can find them here.
 

Friday, October 25, 2013

Adam's Apple - Complete Story



Hi, everyone!
In honor of the 2K word limit this week,
I'm giving you my story,
"Adam's Apple"
which appears in my book, "So Spankable!"
I'm not sure if I ever gave you a taste of  it before, but here's the whole thing.
Bon Appetit!


Where RU? said the text. 

 Home.

 Wanna play?

 OK.  Meet me by the fence.

 When I get behind the shed, Adam’s holding the two fence boards open like a pair of drapes and I smile and step through the fence separating the back of our property from theirs.  We knocked the bottom nails out years ago so we wouldn’t have to go all the way around the block when we want to hang out, and even though we’re both adults now, it still comes in handy. 

 He gives me a big hug and a quick swat on the fanny and we smile at each other.  We start toward the house, but we have to pass under the old apple tree first, which gives me a good idea.

 He glances at me as he holds the back door open for me.

 “What’re you grinning about?”

 “Nothing,” I say, passing on into the kitchen.  “I just thought of something fun we can do.”

 He pulls me into his arms for a delicious kiss, and when he pulls away, he points me toward the living room and propels me forward with another smack on the ass.

 “Get naked first.”

 I stop and glance around.

 “What about…?”

 “Don’t worry,” he tells me.  “It’s the maid’s day off.”

 Since I’m hardly wearing anything in the first place, I’m naked in a matter of seconds, while Adam comes and settles himself on the couch.

 “And now for my fiendish plot,” I say, grabbing one of the apples out of the bowl on the coffee table, a nice, shiny green one.

 I take a big crunching bite out of it and I climb up onto the couch to kneel beside him, hanging onto his shoulder for support.  I smoosh the apple up against my cunt and start grinding on it, grinding my clit on it, feeling the juice run down my inner thighs.  When Adam sees what I’m doing, he automatically snakes an arm around my waist to brace me, his free hand fondling one of my tits as he watches with a wicked little grin on his face.

 The apple feels good against my pussy, nice and cool, and I shut my eyes and let myself be transported.  It doesn’t take long to get me off, and after I do, I offer the piece of fruit to him and let him have a bite out of it.

"Tastes just like you,” he tells me.  “Sweet and juicy.  Have another bite.”

I bite into it, but he stops me before I can bite all the way through.

“Bite down, but keep it in your mouth,” he says, nudging me off the couch.  I do what he asks, but for a moment, I don’t know what he’s up to.  After a second I realize he’s tugging at my arm, wanting me to come over his lap.

It always feels weird to me when I’m buck naked like this and he’s fully dressed, but it also turns me on, the denim scraping deliciously against my nipples.  I hold the apple in my teeth as I slide down across his knees and wait.

He starts out with a caress, like he always does.  That alone almost makes up for having a sore butt the rest of the day, and he starts right in, giving me five hard swats in a row.  I’m glad of the apple in my mouth, knowing I’d cry out without it.

“Spread your legs a little,” he says.

I do and he rewards me with a quick little plunge of his finger.

“Mrrphmn,” I say around the apple.

“I know,” he responds.  “But that backtalk will cost you.”

He lights into me again, busting my ass with about eight more scorchers.  The juice from the apple runs down my chin and my jaw’s getting tired, but I’m also digging it. 

A lot.

He starts fingering me again, gently pinching my clit between his first two fingers and using his thumb to pump in and out of me, but he hardly gives me a chance to enjoy it before he lays on some more hot smacks that make my ass feel like it’s roasting.

“Mrrphmn,” I repeat, tears starting to my eyes. 

“Don’t you dare bite through that apple,” he tells me.

I ease up with my teeth, because even though this is all in fun, I know it’s more than an empty threat.  He starts finger-fucking me again and I’m real close to the edge now.  I can picture his expression, all intent and serious, and I throw a glance over my shoulder at him.

He smiles down at me.

“Love you, baby.”

“Lvvfutuu.”

I whimper and come, my pussy clamping down around his fingers.  He pulls out immediately and swats me a few times, even while I’m still in the throes of my orgasm.

“Look,” he laughs.  “The dog’s checking us out.”

I glance toward the low bookshelf that divides the living room from the dining room and Ruff is sitting there, his head cocked like he’s trying to figure out what the hell we’re doing.  When I try to wave him off, he wags his tail and cocks his head the other way.

“Hehiekwuwee,” I say.

Adam removes the apple for a moment and I take the opportunity to stretch my jaw.

“What?”

“He thinks we’re weird.”

He makes me bite down on the apple again.

"We are weird,” he tells me.  “Especially you.”

“Uhuh.  Ewoaw.”

“Weirdo.”

"Fweek.”

He chuckles and starts feeling me up again.

“What’ve you been doing with your week?” he asks.  “Have you been a good girl?”

I nod.

“For real?”

I have to think for a moment, but then I just nod again.

“When will you do something naughty so I can try out my new toy?”

Since I have no plans to misbehave any time soon, all I can do is shrug.

Finally, Ruff comes to investigate.  He gets in my face with his gross dog breath and I try to push him away, but that’s hard to do when you’re lying over your lover’s lap with an apple crammed in your mouth and your ass on fire.  Ruff sneaks in under my guard.  He starts licking the apple juice off my chin and I squawk and almost bite through, so Adam yells at him. 

“Ruff, go sit down.” 

The poor old fellow turns and walks away, looking back reproachfully.  He settles himself down on the hearth rug with a sigh and lets us get back to business.

When Adam turns his attention back to me, I can tell he’s a little tense, so I pull the apple out of my mouth.

“How was your week?”

“Bad.  I lost a patient.”

Despite being a very harsh disciplinarian sometimes, he’s actually very tender-hearted, and losing someone always weighs heavily with him, so I lie.

“Maybe I have done one or two things naughty.”

He perks up when I say that and says, “Yeah?  Like what?”

“Like…look.  I just dripped apple juice all over your couch.”

“And?”

“And I still haven’t told my new boyfriend about all this.”

He stops a moment and pulls me up to face him.

“Are you for real?” he asks me.  “’Cause that’s worth a spanking right there.”

I hang my head and nod and he pulls me over his lap again.

“I love him, Adam.  I don’t want him to leave me.”

“Here,” he says.  “Stick this apple right back into your mouth.  You’ll be needing it.”        

And I do. 

He soon has me dancing on his lap with his hard, hot hand, fast, fast, fast to make it sting.

“Are you out of your mind?” he asks me for my lecture.  “You’re getting into dangerous territory now.  It’s not just, ‘Oh, I forgot to tell you,’ any more.  Now you’re pretty much lying and cheating.  All the time”

I don’t know what to say.  I whine and point toward my face and Adam lets me remove the apple and put it on the floor.  It’s all used up by now anyway, all slobbery and rusty looking, and Adam rubs my bottom gently to dissipate the heat, but the fact is, my butt’s like shoe leather and it hardly hurts at all.

“What kind of new toy did you get?” I ask.  “You can go get it if you want.”

Adam helps me up and smacks my butt for good measure.

You go get it,” he tells me.  “It’s in the top drawer of my nightstand.  I think I want you to top me now.”

I squeal a little, all giddy with excitement because he hardly ever wants me to punish him.  I run up the stairs and find his new toy, a nice short leather strap embossed with hearts.

When I come back, he’s already bent pants-down over the back of the couch.

"I tried it out on my leg the day I got it,” he tells me.  “It leaves cute little heart-shaped welts.”

I rub his bottom before I get started and say, “Let’s see if it leaves cute little heart-shaped bruises, too.  Adam Sanger, you’ve been a very naughty boy.”
 
Well, I hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it. 
If you'd like to read the whole book,
It's available here.
 
As always, please be sure to check out the other authors' blog posts.
You can find them here.  There's always a fun assortment of posts, so don't miss out!

Monday, June 24, 2013

Welcome to Angie Sargenti's stop on the Dirty Birdies Flock Hop.




Hi, Everyone!
Today I have a short story from my book, "Start Me Up: A Collection of Erotic Love Stories."
 It's the same book that will be given away
to one of my readers.
 
Just leave me a comment, and the one I like best will get the prize.
 
Well, here's my story, called "Shrimp."
Enjoy!
 
Shrimp
 
“You’re shrimpy,” she told me, squeezing up beside me at the bar.  “You ever gone lesbo?”
 
“No,” I said.  Never.”
 
She was long and lean and tall, with those red, red lips I could never achieve.  First of all, I don’t know how.  Secondly, my lips are rather thin.  Besides, it’s my eyes that are my best feature, so I emphasize them.
 
“Want to give it a whirl?”
 
I glanced up at her, slightly surprised.
 
“Come on,” she said.  “The guys in here suck, anyway.”
 
I kicked it around for a moment, then I said, “Sure, but I won’t know what the hell I’m doing.”
 
“No problem.  I’ll teach you.  By the time it’s your turn to do me, you won’t even care.”
 
So she took me back to her place and ate my pussy better than any man has ever done while she finger-fucked me and squeezed my tits.  I lay there in bliss, wondering if her lipstick was all over me.  After she made me come, I switched places with her and ate her, too, and she was right.
 
I didn’t care.
 
I didn’t feel the least bit self-conscious.
 
Her cunt smelled clean and mossy and I eagerly mirrored her technique, or as much of it as I could remember.
 
I guess I did all right, because she took my phone and put her number in it, telling me to call her next time I was in the mood for fish.
 
Her words, not mine.
 
“Okay,” I said, making her take my number, too.  “You call me next time you’re in the mood for shrimp.”
 
 

If you didn't win, but would still like a copy of the book,
you can get it here.
Please be sure to check out all the other participants' blogs.
The links are to the left


My Interview with Renee Rose

Hi, Everyone,

I just thought you might like to know that the lovely Renee Rose interviewed me on the subject of spanking.  You can read it here

While you're at it, please be sure to check out Renee's latest book, "The Westerfield Affair."  You can get that here.



I hope you enjoy it, and don't forget to drop by tomorrow for the Dirty Birdies Flock Hop.

XOXO, Angie

Friday, May 31, 2013

What If (Excerpt)

Hi, Everyone!
Here's an excerpt from my story, "What If"
which is part of the anthology, "Anything For You: Erotica for Kinky Couples"
by Rachel Kramer Bussel.
Enjoy!
 
 
What If
 

She moaned and stirred, helpless in her bonds.  I wanted to fuck her right then, wanted to climb right in on top of her and take her in the ass.

Instead, I grabbed a ballpoint pen from off the nightstand and retracted the cartridge, using it to trace the pink outline of my handprint.

“Oh, my God, what is that?”

“I’m not telling.”
 
I slapped a pink mark on her other cheek, but this time I traced it with my tongue.  She squirmed around, anxious for me to touch her, but what I did instead was, I took the tickler and turned it around to touch her cunt lips with the handle.  She tried to wriggle closer, but I pulled it away.

She made a frustrated noise that made me smile.

“How long will it take for me to drive you crazy?” I wondered aloud. 


 
 
 

Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this little snippet.

If you want to read the whole story, here's the buy link.
Please be a sweetheart and visit the other authors' blogs. You can find them here.
While you're at it, why not check out my latest book,
So Spankable?

 


 

Friday, May 24, 2013

Snow White (Excerpt)

 
Hi, Everyone!
Here's an excerpt from my story, "Snow White"
which is part of the anthology, "Best Bondage Erotica 2012"
by Rachel Kramer Bussel. 
Enjoy!
 
 
 
Snow White
 
“How would you like that, Lola?” he went on.  “How would you like to be tied to the post, the back of your blouse torn all the way open for the lash in front of everyone?  What would you think of that?  Having all those people witness your shame?  All those filthy, ignorant peasants applauding your whipping and jeering at you?”

 “I wouldn’t like it, sir.”

He said nothing, just tickled my butt with the glove some more.

“Will you like knowing this is going on the internet?”

“Yes, sir.  As long as no one can see my face, sir.”

He said, “They won’t see your face.  All they’ll see is this beautiful ripe little ass of yours turned from white to pink to red.”
 
 
Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this little snippet.
If you want to read the whole story, here's the buy link.
Please be a sweetheart and visit the other authors' blogs. You can find them here.
While you're at it, why not check out my latest book,
So Spankable?

 

Friday, May 3, 2013

The Art of Forgiveness (Excerpt)


 


Hi, Everyone!
Here's an excerpt from my story, "The Art of Forgiveness," which can be found in my new ebook, "So Spankable!"
 
 
The Art of Forgiveness
 



“Teach me a lesson, Vincent, I don’t care.  Teach me a lesson for loving two men.”
He whipped me harder now, angry that I thwarted his plan of cold silence and reserve.  The sound of the strokes rang out, a nice steady echo to keep time to. 
My ass was on fire, no denying that. 
My upper thighs, too. 
He thrashed me over the stockings, and when he bored of that, he rolled them down and thrashed my bare thighs.  I was hot and sore and really, really horny and I wanted him to stop.
“It doesn’t matter,” I told him.  “You can beat me every day from here to Kingdom Come and I’ll still love both of you.  I’ll always love both of you.”
 

 
Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this little snippet.
If you want to read the whole story, here's the buy link.
Please be a sweetheart and visit the other authors' blogs.  You can find them here.





Friday, April 26, 2013

Win a copy of "So Spankable!"

Today's the big day. 

"So Spankable!" is the Book-A-Day Giveaway on ARe Cafe.
 
 
 
If you'd like a chance to win your very own copy, just click on the link above and be transported!
 
Oh, and Good Luck!

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Crayon Color Contest




A couple of weeks ago, I posted an excerpt from my new book, So Spankable! 

In it, there' a story called, "Those Little Tricks of Life," and one of the characters tells his spankee they'll have to invent a new crayon color for how red he's going to make her.

Well, my Facebook friends and I were discussing it, and we were trying to figure out just what that crayon would be called, and I have decided to run a contest.

I'll dedicate my next book to the person who comes up with the best name for that crayon. 

All you have to do is read the excerpt here and tweet me your answer (@angiesargenti) by April 16.  Simple, right?  I'll chose the answer I like best and when the book is published, it will be dedicated to you.

There's no money, royalties, or physical prizes involved.  Just the glory of seeing your name in print!

(Well, it'll be an ebook actually, but still.)

This is your chance to impress your friends with how clever you are, so jump right in, and don't forget to send your tweet to @angiesargenti.

Until next time,

XOXO,

Angie 

Saturday, March 23, 2013

The Art of Forgiveness (Excerpt)

 
 
 
Hi, Everyone!
Here's an excerpt from my story, "The Art of Forgiveness," which can be found in my new ebook, "So Spankable!"
 
 
 
 
 
“There,” said Vince.  “That ought to hold you.”
 
He went to scoop up his stack of papers, but then he stopped suddenly and looked at me.
 
“I almost forgot,” he said, setting them back down. 
 
He came back around behind me and pulled up my skirt, and then he yanked my panties down all the way to my knees and gave my ass stinging good slap before picking up his papers to leave.
 
While he was gone, I had an inner war with myself for ending up like this, tied to a chair in my boyfriend’s office. 
 
Diary, you know I watch plenty of porn.
 
I knew exactly what I looked like, bound to that chair.  I wondered if Vince even locked the door, wondered if some unsuspecting clerk might not bumble in and find me like that, my pussy on full display for all to see.
 
 
 
 
Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this little snippet. 
If you want to read the whole story, here's the buy link.
By the way, Vince says if you don't visit the other authors' blogs, you'll be next. 
 

 
 
 



Friday, March 8, 2013

Those Little Tricks of Life (Excerpt)


Here's a little excerpt for you from my latest book: 
 

“You had every chance in the world to go and act like a model citizen, Imogene, and you blew every last one of them chances.”

 “I know, sir.  I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to.”

 “Quit your begging and get ready.  I’m gonna turn that ass a shade of royal red you ain’t hardly seen before.  Them people down at the crayon place, they’re gonna have to think up a whole new crayon color for this.”

Now, we all grew up in an era when ass-whippings were a common occurrence, and the fact is, once you get grown and responsible for your own self, you kind of miss that, miss having someone take you in hand every now and then and set you back on the path of righteousness.  And it took me years to realize I actually wanted a man to give me what-for, years of fantasies and frustration, but once I knew what I was, I couldn’t get enough of it.     
           
I felt the first stinging lash of the belt and I knew old Eddie wasn’t about to go easy on me. 
 
 
You've just read
Those Little Tricks of Life
from my new book, "So Spankable!"
I hope you enjoyed it.

Friday, March 1, 2013

So Spankable! is now out!






Hey, everyone,

Thank you for your patience, but my new book, "So Spankable!" just came out yesterday!

 Here's the link if you'd like to get a copy of your own.

By the way, be sure to stop back by tomorrow and check out Saturday Spanks!

Saturday, February 23, 2013

"So Spankable!" (excerpt of "Adam's Apple" from my upcoming book.)




He starts out with a caress, like he always does.  That alone almost makes up for having a sore butt the rest of the day, and he starts right in, giving me five hard swats in a row.  I’m glad of the apple in my mouth, knowing I’d cry out without it.

“Spread your legs a little,” he says.
 
I do and he rewards me with a quick little plunge of his finger.

"Mrrphmn,” I say around the apple.

“I know,” he responds.  “But that backtalk will cost you.”

He lights into me again, busting my ass with about eight more scorchers.  The juice from the apple runs down my chin and my jaw’s getting tired, but I’m also digging it. 

A lot.
 
Please be sure to check out all the other authors in this blog hop, or I'll send Adam over to spank you, too!