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Friday, September 6, 2013

Handy Hannah (2nd excerpt)

Hi, everyone!
 
Sorry I've been away, but I'm back again, this time with another excerpt from my story, "Handy Hannah." 
It's about a kinky couple who use antiquing as a way to keep their relationship fresh.
Enjoy!
 
Handy Hannah
           
      He cuts it through the air, testing it out.
     “Wow.  Are you sure you can handle something like this?”
     And I say, “No.  But I’m willing to try.”
     The next week, he gets me a nice old razor strop and I get him a big rustic-looking hand-carved wooden scoop.
     “You suck,” he tells me.  “How do you keep finding all this great stuff?”
    The week after that, I let him win so he won’t get too discouraged.  I show up with an old metal pancake turner from the forties with a peeling red handle.
 
 
 
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34 comments:

  1. A wooden scoop? I'm curious how that will be used in their fetish.

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  2. I like that game very much...it would lead to some interesting situations.Great snip...it makes the mind boggle

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  3. I love their friendly competition!
    Nice job!!
    :)

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    1. They get even friendlier and more competitive later on in the story. Thanks for coming by.

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  4. Now this is a game I'd love to play with my husband. Can't wait to see want they come up with next.

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    1. It's in Sex Toy Stories 2, if you're curious. http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Toy-Stories-2-ebook/dp/B00DYAIFJ6/ref=sr_1_5?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1378612642&sr=1-5&keywords=f+leonora+solomon

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  5. Ahh I had to read the comments...Interesting I wonder what else is in the collection.

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  6. So much fun! Your style fits the dynamic between them perfectly!

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  7. That was fun, I have to say. Quick and nicely done.

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  8. Ooh! I have a metal pancake turner in my kitchen drawer. After this post I am hiding it. I wouldn't want to give a certain someone ideas. YEOW! Nice snippet

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    1. Three little parallel lines striping your butt. That would be something!

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  9. Wish I could see these items. Sounds intriguing.

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    1. You should try antiquing, too. You never know what you'll come up with.

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  10. Fascinating one-upmanship, although I do think it was wise for Hannah to let her husband win occasionally. So, do they have an antiques party where they get everything out they've collected and put it to use? Inquiring minds want to know, but aren't sure they should ask.

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    1. They compete each time, and whoever has the best item gets to spank the other one with it.

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  11. Loved the detail in the peeling red paint on the handle of the spatula.
    This does indeed sound like a VERY fun game to play. Very unique idea.
    Now I need to know if and how they use these items.

    Honestly though, If I were playing this game with my husband. I'd be bringing home all things soft and fluffy.

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    1. That would be a losing proposition, since you have to spank your partner with what you bring home.

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  12. The couple that plays together...plays together. Antiquing can be fun!

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    1. It's one of my favorite activities. BTW, one of the places near where I live had a bundle of thin, whippy bamboo canes, so I guess they're kinksters, too.

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  13. Yowwers. This leaves a lot to the imagination, you terrible meanie... more more more.

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  14. how fun :) that snippet was over all too soon. loved it

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  15. That does sound like a fun game! Great snippet Angie :)

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  16. I can tell I need to find snippet one! I'm very intrigued now!

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    1. I think you'd like the whole story. It's in Sex Toy Stories 2, if you're interested.

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